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camille65 -> Another use for Viagra (3/26/2008 6:59:31 AM)
A wee old man went into a chemist to buy Viagra. "Can I have 6 tablets, and can you cut them into quarters for me?" "I can cut them into quarters sir" says the chemist, "but a quarter won't give you a full erection" "I'm 96" says the old man, "I don't have any use for an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers!!!"

VadFarkas -> RE: Another use for Viagra (3/26/2008 7:05:42 AM)
hahaha Reminds me of a guy I worked with. He told me that when he was younger he could piss across the street... now he's lucky to keep his shoes dry. On a side note... I don't know why but I get at least 2 dozen viagra spam mails every day???

GreedyTop -> RE: Another use for Viagra (3/26/2008 8:55:37 AM)
LOLOL camille!! Vad.. I get those emails too...LOL

JulieorSarah -> RE: Another use for Viagra (3/26/2008 7:11:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VadFarkas hahaha Reminds me of a guy I worked with. He told me that when he was younger he could piss across the street... now he's lucky to keep his shoes dry. On a side note... I don't know why but I get at least 2 dozen viagra spam mails every day??? so do I ...

ominousdominus -> RE: Another use for Viagra (3/26/2008 7:33:07 PM)
OOO I broke the rule.....I was drinking water just as I opened this......close call lol

angelbluewingsz -> RE: Another use for Viagra (3/29/2008 6:52:01 PM)
96 year old man goes into a whore house and orders up a good time- Madame takes one look at him and says "pops, you've had it!" to which he replies... "I have? well, how much do I owe ya?'

Luciferica -> RE: Another use for Viagra (3/29/2008 6:57:43 PM)
lol!!!

angelbluewingsz -> RE: Another use for Viagra (3/29/2008 6:59:39 PM)
:)

TorinFalta -> RE: Another use for Viagra (4/7/2008 2:44:09 PM)
cute

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