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RE: How small is too small - 3/28/2008 10:39:15 PM

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Int'it awful Hippiekinkster, you speak, but are muzzled.This a kinky site, you are effectively ball gagged.

Hey, man, you should be able to see them all now! (ladies, pay attention...

) We were discussing Iguanas, right?

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RE: How small is too small - 3/28/2008 10:48:40 PM

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Please forgive my stupidity, what is an RUS?

Rodent of Unusual Size.

from the movie "princess bride"...as is the phrase "as you wish".

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RE: How small is too small - 3/28/2008 10:57:25 PM

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Normally I would agree, but sometimes I just want a good hard earth shattering fucking, and nothing replaces an actual penis for that, not toys hands or mouth. And if he's to small for me to feel, to small for me to enjoy, well then he's not going to fufil that need. To me there's something very intimate and special about having someone fill that center of me Something I can not quite put into words. It's just a craving to have him over me on top of me filling me thrusting into me. A coupling a connection. A man to small to feel and derive that pleasure that connection from will not be able to make up the inability to give me that specific connection with hands mouth or toung.

Now I suppose if he'd be willing to wear a strap on everytime we had sex and was 110 percent what I wanted in every other department but this one, I'd over look a small penis, but why not just find someone with the whole package you want( no pun intended)

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IDK I have a feeling it doesn't really matter...while I may not be the most experianced (number of partners) I have a feeling where there is a will to please another there is a way whether it be mouth, hands, toys, etc.

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RE: How small is too small - 3/28/2008 11:02:11 PM

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Please forgive my stupidity, what is an RUS?

Thank you very much.

Rodent of Unusual Size.

from the movie "princess bride"...as is the phrase "as you wish".

kitten

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RE: How small is too small - 3/29/2008 4:28:39 AM

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"it's not small. it's thin!...ya paint it silver it could be a kick stand!"

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RE: How small is too small - 3/29/2008 6:34:59 AM

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For you inquisitive chicks...

http://adult-pornstar-mall.com/pornlist/malepgs/Marc_Wallice.htm

ummm yeah...but i can't see his curvy cock....sheesh!!!

I'll show you mine, and then you can just imagine an upward curve.

HOW did i miss THIS offer??? Still on????

Hahahaha d'ya know, I have never put up a dick pic on teh Interwebs? I'll think about it.

I don't much care to see pussy shots (tit shots are boring, and, anyways, I'm not a tit man). I'd rather look at a woman's pussy in person, so I can do something with it, yanno? <licks lips>

methinks the Gentleman doth backpedaleth too much...and it's a shame too...i already had a frame picked out and everything!

It's not me i'm worried about...how do i break the news to Cali???

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RE: How small is too small - 3/29/2008 8:20:02 AM

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"it's not small. it's thin!...ya paint it silver it could be a kick stand!"

DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!! WARNING LABEL!!!

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RE: How small is too small - 3/29/2008 8:37:43 AM

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.... its not like he can wave some magic wand over his penis and say

I command thee 10 inches

But, there are plenty of advertisements that lay claim to delivering that kind of power.

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RE: How small is too small - 3/29/2008 12:06:53 PM

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It's not me i'm worried about...how do i break the news to Cali???

I had a spot already cleared on my wall of fame. SOB!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: How small is too small - 3/29/2008 3:45:35 PM

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Yanno, if there is a demand for it, by the ladies who like to see pics and such of cocks, I would be happy to post a link to a vid here of a very talented cock. Lemme know.

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RE: How small is too small - 3/29/2008 8:45:22 PM

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Yanno, if there is a demand for it, by the ladies who like to see pics and such of cocks, I would be happy to post a link to a vid here of a very talented cock. Lemme know.

i'm sure it's a rooster...perhaps Mr. Foghorn Leghorn??? Pssst...if you feel like standing in as proxy for Hippiekinkster....i'm sure Cali and i will have no problems viewing yer family jewels...

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RE: How small is too small - 3/29/2008 8:52:55 PM

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I have no problem with that.

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(that was easygoing, not easy... well... fiddlefuck... that too)

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RE: How small is too small - 3/29/2008 9:24:00 PM

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Yanno, if there is a demand for it, by the ladies who like to see pics and such of cocks, I would be happy to post a link to a vid here of a very talented cock. Lemme know.

i'm sure it's a rooster...perhaps Mr. Foghorn Leghorn??? Pssst...if you feel like standing in as proxy for Hippiekinkster....i'm sure Cali and i will have no problems viewing yer family jewels...

I'll be happy to show you the Iguana, but you'll be seeing my ice cream belly too, and that ain't quite so exciting.

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RE: How small is too small - 3/29/2008 10:21:02 PM

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.... its not like he can wave some magic wand over his penis and say

I command thee 10 inches

But, there are plenty of advertisements that lay claim to delivering that kind of power.

No no no.... do not need it to be that big...

I have an out of state lover I see every now and again that the first time I saw it.. laughed and got up... he grabbed my ankle and asked me where I was going.. I said to go get a saddle ( we were very near the Barns at an SCA event on the Equestrain field durring Gulf Wars ) I told him the only way I would deal with it.. would be to throw it over my shoulder.. burp it and send it to bed. *chuckles*

Mind you this Supreme Cassanova ( and yes I can say that..) had mad enough skills in all other areas to convince me to allow him to give it a go. ( all war long ~ which lasted a week) Come to find out... ones of that size though to be honest he must me larger... make me sing Opera.. and some times Klingon Opera... Just depends on how much he sweet talkes me and convinces me where to put it. LOL

I think I can deal with it once a year.. but that is about it I am *very* glad they are not all that size.... My Gods.

Gwyn

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RE: How small is too small - 3/30/2008 5:36:14 AM

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Yanno, if there is a demand for it, by the ladies who like to see pics and such of cocks, I would be happy to post a link to a vid here of a very talented cock. Lemme know.

i'm sure it's a rooster...perhaps Mr. Foghorn Leghorn??? Pssst...if you feel like standing in as proxy for Hippiekinkster....i'm sure Cali and i will have no problems viewing yer family jewels...

No rooster or FogHorn Leghorn, but not my jewels either. But, for what it's worth, here ya go... Ya gotta scroll down a bit on the page to sstart the vid.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Mans-Best-Friend-singing-penis

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RE: How small is too small - 3/30/2008 5:55:54 AM

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No no no.... do not need it to be that big...

I have an out of state lover I see every now and again that the first time I saw it.. laughed and got up... he grabbed my ankle and asked me where I was going.. I said to go get a saddle ( we were very near the Barns at an SCA event on the Equestrain field durring Gulf Wars ) I told him the only way I would deal with it.. would be to throw it over my shoulder.. burp it and send it to bed. *chuckles*

Mind you this Supreme Cassanova ( and yes I can say that..) had mad enough skills in all other areas to convince me to allow him to give it a go. ( all war long ~ which lasted a week) Come to find out... ones of that size though to be honest he must me larger... make me sing Opera.. and some times Klingon Opera... Just depends on how much he sweet talkes me and convinces me where to put it. LOL

I think I can deal with it once a year.. but that is about it I am *very* glad they are not all that size.... My Gods.

Gwyn

um, Gwyn....does he mebbe have a brother?

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RE: How small is too small - 3/30/2008 6:02:43 AM

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Yanno, if there is a demand for it, by the ladies who like to see pics and such of cocks, I would be happy to post a link to a vid here of a very talented cock. Lemme know.

i'm sure it's a rooster...perhaps Mr. Foghorn Leghorn??? Pssst...if you feel like standing in as proxy for Hippiekinkster....i'm sure Cali and i will have no problems viewing yer family jewels...

No rooster or FogHorn Leghorn, but not my jewels either. But, for what it's worth, here ya go... Ya gotta scroll down a bit on the page to sstart the vid.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Mans-Best-Friend-singing-penis

ROTFLMAO...ok,ok...THAT was totally worth it!!!!

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RE: How small is too small - 3/30/2008 12:59:41 PM

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Somebody had to. I elected me.

Average penis size: approx. 5.5"
Average vagina size: Approx. 7.25"

Population of Louisville Metropolitan Area: approx. 1,000,000

With half being female I calculate 13.8 miles of virgin, er, um, territory.

Be well,

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RE: How small is too small - 3/30/2008 1:04:10 PM

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but just opening my mail.. and Holy Mary there is some guy with a champange bottle shoved up his ass... Um.. no. Or his Willy flopping about. *shakes her head* ack! no. *chuckles*

Gwyn

Yeah, dammit! We want firm, erect unsolicited cock pics only!

Or maybe not....

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RE: How small is too small - 3/30/2008 3:39:32 PM

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Somebody had to. I elected me.

Average penis size: approx. 5.5"
Average vagina size: Approx. 7.25"

Population of Louisville Metropolitan Area: approx. 1,000,000

With half being female I calculate 13.8 miles of virgin, er, um, territory.

Be well,

Uncle Nasty

they have some big assed coochies in Louisville....must be all that baseball bat action