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A BLONDE EMERGENCY - 3/26/2008 12:17:30 PM

parttimehotty

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A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

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RE: A BLONDE EMERGENCY - 3/27/2008 1:51:43 PM

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o wow thats funny

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RE: A BLONDE EMERGENCY - 3/27/2008 5:17:45 PM

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Parttime you are wonderful..

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RE: A BLONDE EMERGENCY - 3/27/2008 7:03:34 PM

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LOL

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RE: A BLONDE EMERGENCY - 3/28/2008 12:17:50 AM

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thats great.

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RE: A BLONDE EMERGENCY - 3/28/2008 5:36:40 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

Parttime you are wonderful..

<courtsey> Thank you, Kind Sir..........

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RE: A BLONDE EMERGENCY - 3/28/2008 6:18:34 AM

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Follow-up Blonde Joke(s) dealing with firearms/explosives:

1) What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull out the pin and throw it back.

2) What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run. Because there's some crazy blonde running around with a grenade in her mouth!

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