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"Creative" Interpretations - 3/27/2008 10:51:39 PM   
ChihirosCurse


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For anytime you hear something out of context, only part of what was said, walked in on the wrong part of a conversation, or when you completely understand what was supposed to be said but your mind tis too deep in the gutter not to laugh...

So to start things off, I definitely giggled when someone yelled "Grab her by the collar and drag her off the bed!", referring to one of the dogs who had jumped on the bed.  No explanation required for what *I* pictured..haha.

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RE: "Creative" Interpretations - 3/29/2008 6:25:39 PM   
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I really can;t think of one right now but that mouse is just too cute!

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RE: "Creative" Interpretations - 4/7/2008 3:06:16 PM   
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I walked into the room right as someone said "...and thats why i needed scissors to remove myself from her braces..."
it was a fuzzy shirt comment but my mind went the whole nine yards into this place called "gutter"

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RE: "Creative" Interpretations - 4/7/2008 3:28:44 PM   
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"Damnit, My balls dirty again. I'm gunna have to take it off and clean it AGAIN! Would you be more careful with the ball next time?"

~~Self Explanatory~~

"No I don't want *Steel* to see um yet I want it to be special, it's not every day I whip these out you know."

~~She was talking about her Great Grandmothers Jewelry.~~

"*Honey*, I'm not a freaking Slot Machine."

~~Still havew no Idea about this one~~

"Babe, when was the last time we did it, wasn't I scared at first till you told me to stop being a baby?"

~~My Friend asking is wife when they last had Sushi at Samuari 21's~~

"I'm not gunna tell you again, Stop touching it or I'm gunna take it away from you"

~~No In this one LITERALLY It is what you think only it is our 1 year old UM my girl is talking to, I told her not to give Idol Threats to the child and she said it's not an Idol Threat and I said you mean you're really gunna cut his dick off? We laughed for awhile over that one~~

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RE: "Creative" Interpretations - 4/7/2008 6:52:13 PM   
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Maybe a um sized 'cage' for it?

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