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Loss of Appetite - 3/29/2008 8:12:13 AM

Nexo

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A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. "A bowl of Soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra.... I'm still not hungry."

Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

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RE: Loss of Appetite - 3/29/2008 8:25:18 AM

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RE: Loss of Appetite - 3/29/2008 9:01:00 AM

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lmao

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RE: Loss of Appetite - 3/29/2008 9:41:21 AM

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oh my god, my side is hurting from LOL

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RE: Loss of Appetite - 3/29/2008 5:35:20 PM

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yeah, but they can never go back to that Denny's again.

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RE: Loss of Appetite - 3/31/2008 5:42:24 AM

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RE: Loss of Appetite - 4/7/2008 2:32:02 PM

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that's great... lmao

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RE: Loss of Appetite - 4/7/2008 2:35:46 PM

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lol, cute

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RE: Loss of Appetite - 4/7/2008 3:40:49 PM

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Yeah the Problem with Viagra when you don't need it is because of all the use the womans pussy is getting by week two it's kinda like throwing a Hot Dog down a Hall way.

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