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ebonymuscleman -> Romance Math (3/29/2008 11:42:01 AM)
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20
for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10
for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future
until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man
expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman
expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word
in any argument.
Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument. :O)
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'
They stopped after I started doing the same thing
to them at funerals.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH
AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT
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