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Difference between a girlfriend and a wife - 3/31/2008 7:49:38 AM

parttimehotty

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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: Oh about 45 pounds.

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RE: Difference between a girlfriend and a wife - 3/31/2008 9:23:59 AM

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thats it? damn!

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RE: Difference between a girlfriend and a wife - 3/31/2008 9:24:42 AM

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And see, all this time I though it was spit or swallow....

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RE: Difference between a girlfriend and a wife - 4/7/2008 2:29:05 PM

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that's horrible but i giggled

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RE: Difference between a girlfriend and a wife - 4/7/2008 2:35:46 PM

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i was told that the question was more like, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? But hey, speaking of cows.. anybody know why they call it "PMS"? Because "mad cow disease" was already taken! *hyuck hyuck hyuck, yeah, i know it's old, but when one is being obscenely silly, who cares?*

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