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TermsConditions -> To go as no woman has gone before! (4/2/2008 2:27:01 PM)

I almost peed myself laughing. It's a strap-on that plugs into your Wii!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html

"Prepare yourself by strapping on the included belt harness and jacking in your Wiimote. Get as much pee in the onscreen toilets as you can while spilling as little on the floor as possible. Super Pii Pii Brothers promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing."

We have a Wii at home. Is this a baby step toward getting my 'nilla gal insterested in strap-on play?

Can virtual "pegging" be far behind? Is this a Wii scratch for that watersports itch? The Wii-mote is rather animated. The possibilities boggle the mind, etc.

I meant to post this yesterday but did not get the chance.





hopelesslyInvo -> RE: To go as no woman has gone before! (4/2/2008 2:30:53 PM)

you pee on the cat for extra points?  i always knew i was doing it wrong!



tarnishdhaylo -> RE: To go as no woman has gone before! (4/2/2008 2:33:28 PM)

I dont think we will be buying this one for the kids



DianeB269 -> RE: To go as no woman has gone before! (4/2/2008 2:52:45 PM)

I want one...


Diane



MistressVnus -> RE: To go as no woman has gone before! (4/2/2008 2:54:48 PM)

Me too!!  



darchChylde -> RE: To go as no woman has gone before! (4/2/2008 4:20:27 PM)

it's not a big deal; unless you're stuck away from a restroom... then being able to discretely piss anywhere makes you feel like god

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xxblushesxx -> RE: To go as no woman has gone before! (4/2/2008 4:31:53 PM)

[sm=biggrin.gif] oh...HELL NO!!! that is HILARIOUS!!!



MsHonor -> RE: To go as no woman has gone before! (4/2/2008 6:01:35 PM)

::smiles:: The best news and products are always announced on April 1st.

I'll have to get one to use on Mars http://www.google.com/virgle



TermsConditions -> RE: To go as no woman has gone before! (4/2/2008 6:17:15 PM)

:-) Well I did say I meant to post yesterday. :-)

But it's only a matter of time now before someone adapts the technology.

Where there's a Wii, there's a way!



MsHonor -> RE: To go as no woman has gone before! (4/2/2008 6:37:11 PM)

Oh, don't get me wrong... April 1st is my favorite day on the interwebs. :-)  My own small effort was a mocked up BBC page at http://www.honormacdonald.com./april/repat/repat.stm.htm

And yesh... I could totally see it.  This is the culture, after all, that made a vibrator for the... was it Playstation?



TermsConditions -> RE: To go as no woman has gone before! (4/2/2008 6:50:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MsHonor

Oh, don't get me wrong... April 1st is my favorite day on the interwebs. :-)  My own small effort was a mocked up BBC page at http://www.honormacdonald.com./april/repat/repat.stm.htm

And yesh... I could totally see it.  This is the culture, after all, that made a vibrator for the... was it Playstation?



Lord Michael "Skeeter" Eskete, maker of mouseballs. Quite so.

Our dear interwebs, and Internet Cleanup Day just around the corner! :-)



MsHonor -> RE: To go as no woman has gone before! (4/2/2008 10:55:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TermsConditions
...and Internet Cleanup Day just around the corner! :-)


Great googley moogley! I'd almost forgotten!  I got my initial notification from the Dihydrous monoxide awareness group I volunteer for, (Ban DHMO Intl.) but they tend to send out their notices very, very early... While I understand them wanting to get the word out early, the warnings tend to get forgotton or misplaced, which has the end result of watering down our efforts.



chezzy52 -> RE: To go as no woman has gone before! (4/3/2008 2:28:33 AM)

It never ceases to amaze me the industrious ways of the American mind and inventor.Of course all the work is being outsourced to China.



MsStarlett -> RE: To go as no woman has gone before! (4/3/2008 3:51:11 AM)

I want one!  I'm the only female in a house full of men and male dogs.  (I mean the kind with 4 legs.)  I was showing that video to my husband & sons laughing "Look!  Now I can pee on the floor also!"



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