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Cumcloups -> Nasty gas (10/5/2005 8:04:38 PM)

Kind of embarrassing but I experience very nasty gas after fisting or heavy fucking -- any advice to overcome this problem?



sub4hire -> RE: Nasty gas (10/5/2005 8:11:33 PM)

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Kind of embarrassing but I experience very nasty gas after fisting or heavy fucking -- any advice to overcome this problem?


No clue, but I can add when going through massage school they tell you it is best not to work on someone until 1.5 to 2 hours after they have eaten. Because of the fact if you work on them they will have mucho gas.
Could help...don't know but it is worth a shot.



mystictryst -> RE: Nasty gas (10/5/2005 9:50:57 PM)

Probably caused in part to the large amount of air being pushed into your body during the session.

No solution for you though.



Lordandmaster -> RE: Nasty gas (10/5/2005 9:56:01 PM)

Not sure how to ask this one delicately, but are you queefing, burping, or farting?



FelinePersuasion -> RE: Nasty gas (10/5/2005 9:59:56 PM)

I take it she probably means farting LAM* hehehe*



DublinSwitch -> RE: Nasty gas (10/6/2005 5:32:54 AM)

what the hell is 'queefing' ?



JohnWarren -> RE: Nasty gas (10/6/2005 6:03:23 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DublinSwitch

what the hell is 'queefing' ?

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queefing


Just air expelled from the vagina during enthusiastic sex. Think "piston", "cylinder" and "compression".



mnottertail -> RE: Nasty gas (10/6/2005 8:25:18 AM)

I am reminded of the line.............

It's talkin' to you daddy!!!!!

I forgot which comedian said it, I wish it was Moms Mabley but it might have been Richard Pryor... anyone know?



plantlady64 -> RE: Nasty gas (10/6/2005 9:10:16 AM)

Hello There,
There's a product on the market called Beano, it's an anti-gas pill. Maybe take one of those before you start & when you're done the pill will already be working to take the gas away.
Sincerely,
sub suzanne



Lordandmaster -> RE: Nasty gas (10/6/2005 2:49:18 PM)

A queef is a vagina fart. It's especially common when they get fucked from behind, because you're pumping in air each time you thrust.

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ORIGINAL: DublinSwitch

what the hell is 'queefing' ?




nelbot -> RE: Nasty gas (10/6/2005 3:52:42 PM)

You might also consider an enema with a pepermint castille soap solution well before hand, that way even if you have gas from having air pushed up into you (John Warren said it best: piston, cylinder, compression) it will smell minty fresh...[:D]

But having said that- if you are unfamiliar with enemas, I would suggest that you do your research on the subject first- there have been many informative threads on the subject...



sub4hire -> RE: Nasty gas (10/7/2005 2:38:43 PM)

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You might also consider an enema with a pepermint castille soap solution well before hand, that way even if you have gas from having air pushed up into you (John Warren said it best: piston, cylinder, compression) it will smell minty fresh...


Not that it matter's and not that I plan on doing it but castile soap gives me a rash.
I had a sudo roommate/dom once who used that stuff for soap on a regular basis....nasty smelling stuff.
Well, in his defense it wasn't mint flavored but still.



FLButtSlut -> RE: Nasty gas (10/9/2005 7:30:02 PM)

Ok, I have to ask two questions here.

To the OP, when you say "nasty" do you mean "sloppy" or just really stinky? An enema will help with the sloppy, and probably the stinky to a point as well. If it is just a lot of loud noise, I don't think there is much you can do. While suzanne's suggestion of beano is good, the fact that the air is entering under different circumstances probably will render it useless.

The other question is for Nelbot,

Will the peppermint REALLY make farts smell minty? [8|]



olderbbwsub -> RE: Nasty gas (10/11/2005 4:05:29 AM)

The idea of a minty fart has given me a moments pause then a good solid 10 minutes of laughter.

*sniff sniff*

Hmmmm..not baddddd

*lol*



nelbot -> RE: Nasty gas (10/11/2005 3:57:56 PM)

to be honest I don;t know for sure but it sure makes enemas smell a little nicer... I have to appologize I didn't specify that I was mostly trying to be humorous and not to be taken as gosspel there. Yeah, minty fresh farts if pretty darn funny.



FLButtSlut -> RE: Nasty gas (10/16/2005 8:41:23 PM)

I did think you were being humorous, but then thought about how different foods make farts smell different, which caused me to think more about the mint, and well, just couldn't help wondering if you knew if it worked for real?

Of course, now I also sit and wonder how many people might go out, each a bowl of baked beans or broccoli and then think shoving a couple of peppermints up their ass will save them some embarrassment.

Or if it did work, wouldn't people wonder where that sudden whiff of mint came from?

Ok, it has been a somewhat long day, and my mind went all silly on this....



haematopoiesis -> RE: Nasty gas (10/16/2005 9:01:42 PM)

lol. i'm not sure i'd want peppermint touching such delicate tissue!

even in a small concentration.

Feel the Burn! xD



FLButtSlut -> RE: Nasty gas (10/16/2005 9:32:53 PM)

Good point, but it ruins the mental picture! I'm sure we have all been standing somewhere in a store or the line at the bank, and suddenly there is that horrible odor....imagine if suddenly there was this whiff of minty clean freshness!

Certainly, as "anal" as I am, I'm not going to start shoving candy canes up my ass, but the thought is still funny.



haematopoiesis -> RE: Nasty gas (10/17/2005 8:14:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: FLButtSlut

Good point, but it ruins the mental picture! I'm sure we have all been standing somewhere in a store or the line at the bank, and suddenly there is that horrible odor....imagine if suddenly there was this whiff of minty clean freshness!

Certainly, as "anal" as I am, I'm not going to start shoving candy canes up my ass, but the thought is still funny.



I bet there's some infantilism person who would really love that one.

xD



Oumae -> RE: Nasty gas (10/17/2005 9:28:27 AM)

Well as the OP is a male I guess it aint queefing ( I never heard this term before either, we call them fanny farts here and just to make it clear while in The States you use the term fanny for butts it is the Vagina here).

I'd agree with others it is down to air being pumped in so it has to come out again.... try tightening muscles til appropriate to release and watch your diet to see what makes the smell worse.

Oumae



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