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InkedMaster -> Truth in Journalism (4/6/2008 4:38:23 AM)
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The liberal news media is always spinning stories to their liking..... A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little
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> girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion
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> grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull
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> her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her
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> screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs
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> to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with
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> a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion
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> jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker
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> brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
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> endlessly.
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> A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing
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> the biker, says:
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> - Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw
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> a man do in my whole life.
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> - Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
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> bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted
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> as I felt right.
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> - Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
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> journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have
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> this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride?
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> - A Harley Davidson.
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> The journalist leaves.
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> The following morning the biker buys the paper to see
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> if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on
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> first page:
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> "BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH."
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