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xxblushesxx -> A priest, a parrot and a nun... (4/8/2008 11:50:40 AM)

...walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up at all three of them and says....

What is this, some kind of joke?!!

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GreedyTop -> RE: A priest, a parrot and a nun... (4/8/2008 4:44:01 PM)

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Arpig -> RE: A priest, a parrot and a nun... (4/8/2008 7:48:11 PM)

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knight4king -> RE: A priest, a parrot and a nun... (4/11/2008 6:55:10 PM)

Two guys walk into a bar.
The third guy ducks........




MichiganHeadmast -> RE: A priest, a parrot and a nun... (4/11/2008 7:26:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: knight4king

Two guys walk into a bar.
The third guy ducks........


No, the duck asks, "got any grapes?"




SteelofUtah -> RE: A priest, a parrot and a nun... (4/11/2008 9:05:31 PM)

Then the Miner says

"Not the Chicken I said I wanted to Fuck your wife."

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Steel




xxblushesxx -> RE: A priest, a parrot and a nun... (4/11/2008 9:38:50 PM)

Ok, ok...So a guy is sitting at a bar having a drink, all of a sudden he hears a little voice say "hey...love your tie"
He looks around and the bar is empty except for the bartender who is quite a ways away talking on the phone.
He soon gets another drink and starts to watch the game on tv. Pretty soon he hears a little voice say "psst...great haircut!"
He looks under the barstool and around to the other side of the bar, but sees no one but the bartender, who is paying him no mind.
A bit later he hears a little voice say "wow...that's a really cool jacket"
The guy can't take it anymore. "Hey bartender..."
"Yeah, I know..." says the bartender. "The peanuts are complimentary!"

Ah hahahahahahaha!!!!




SteelofUtah -> RE: A priest, a parrot and a nun... (4/11/2008 11:29:51 PM)

Overheard in a Bathroom

"......So to make a long story short the Nuns of St. Francis said they wouldn't press charges because the only way the Mother Superior could pick me out of a line up was it I dropped my pants and wiggles my penis between my legs, Works Every time.




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