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BlackPhx -> In Honor of Tax Day (4/8/2008 1:24:16 PM)

[sm=Groaner.gif] INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICES 2008 TAX AMENDMENT [sm=Groaner.gif]


The only thing we have not yet taxed is the Willy. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in a hole. 

It has two dependents, but they're nuts. 

Effective March 1, 2008 willies will be taxed according to size. 

The tax brackets are as follows: 

10" - 12" Luxury Tax 
8" - 10" Pole Tax 
5" - 8" Privilege Tax 
4" - 5" Nuisance tax 

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains tax.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a tax rebate.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION 

Issues still under consideration are as follows: 

Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?

poenkitten




Saratov -> RE: In Honor of Tax Day (4/8/2008 7:03:46 PM)

Shows up every year about this time.







And, they are LYING about those rebates!!




VadFarkas -> RE: In Honor of Tax Day (4/8/2008 8:34:01 PM)

Did you say Tax Rebate?

As you know, the Administration has provided that each one of us would now
get a tax "rebate,"  to stimulate the economy...

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, most of it will go to China and Hong Kong .
If we spend it on gasoline, most of the money will go to the Arabs.
If we spend it on fruit and vegetables, most of the money will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car, most of the money will go to Japan.

I say we need to keep that money here in America!  And the only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and cheap beer, since those are the only businesses still in the US.




BlackPhx -> RE: In Honor of Tax Day (4/9/2008 7:11:00 AM)

Evil but true...so I shall have to spend my share buying leather, steel and at the Woodshed!!!

And Saratov..I had to keep up tradition  [:)]

poenkitten




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