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RE: Only Serious answers please ty - 4/9/2008 3:25:54 PM

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okay, ALL of you. stop making me telepathically horny or i'll report you to the improper use of telepathic powers comittee!

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RE: Only Serious answers please ty - 4/9/2008 4:22:01 PM

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I have got suddenly horny for no reason, like painfully horny and I am single and as far as I know no one cares enough to telpathically make me horny. I think really its just your body sometimes it happens, if he makes you excited or whatever then you can get like that for extended periods of time. Its not his controling it, may be that its because you met him and you are excited, i know that Ive been like that with past blokes but no its not some thing he has done (unless he doesnt let you wank for ages, then you will be constantly horny)

yup, so have i, in fact i frequently wake up horny despite not having had an erotic dream...and yes i'm single too.

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RE: What kind of 'special powers' are these? - 4/9/2008 5:20:51 PM

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RE: Only Serious answers please ty - 4/9/2008 7:13:40 PM

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hmmm, have you considered STDs? yeast? bathing? <yanno I could go on for ever here>

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RE: Only Serious answers please ty - 4/10/2008 6:56:11 AM

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I KNEW there was a reason for all this unexplained horny behaviour in my sub. Will you lot leave her alone just long enough for me to have a serious conversation with her please?

No more telepathic arousings!!!!!

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RE: Only Serious answers please ty - 4/10/2008 6:57:37 AM

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*telepathically arouses all the subs..oh hell, AND dominants, just cause I'm an evil bitch*

*snicker*

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RE: Only Serious answers please ty - 4/10/2008 8:18:23 AM

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could it be one of those remote controled vibrating balls?

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RE: Only Serious answers please ty - 4/10/2008 8:42:31 AM

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I know what you mean, Master doesn't allow me to masturbate, and we only have sex or play when it is possible and when we get privacy. I get soo horny somethimes that I will tell him and he will tell me to go take a cold shower that will cool me off. Master can be such a meanie somtimes.

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RE: Only Serious answers please ty - 4/10/2008 8:45:40 AM

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*telepathically arouses all the subs..oh hell, AND dominants, just cause I'm an evil bitch*

*snicker*

awww hun you are in my memory bank now :P

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RE: What kind of 'special powers' are these? - 4/10/2008 8:54:35 AM

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the mind and body are linked. you are thinking of you master often, yes? your sensual and private areas are responding......your mind, heart and body are often now in an aroused state. it may seem like your master is not in your thoughts when this happens... yet he is en-grained in your psyche now.

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RE: What kind of 'special powers' are these? - 4/10/2008 9:56:44 AM

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There are moments when you guys AREN'T horny?

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RE: What kind of 'special powers' are these? - 4/10/2008 10:10:31 AM

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There are moments when you guys AREN'T horny?

only the weak have that :P

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RE: Only Serious answers please ty - 4/10/2008 11:54:36 AM

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This happened a lot!

Amateur.

I have a woman whose clit sings when I haven't seen her for a fortnight. Usually Lionel Richie or something........what's more, she imagines me winking at her clit and the track changes to Barbara Streisand...each wink = different song. She's coming along in leaps and bounds, this one.

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RE: Only Serious answers please ty - 4/10/2008 2:21:28 PM

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I have a woman whose clit sings when I haven't seen her for a fortnight. Usually Lionel Richie or something........what's more, she imagines me winking at her clit and the track changes to Barbara Streisand...each wink = different song.

That clit must have a vocal (or would that be 'oral'?) range that's simply amazing to go from Lionel to Streisand! This sounds like a Vegas show, any plans to get the 'act together' & 'hit the Strip' anytime soon? I'd pay to see/hear this! ;-D

(OMHG, this was the funniest thread I've read in months! What imagery! Ya'll are hilarious! Thanks tons, pinetree, for the comedic relief!)

Edited to add--I keep visualizing a chorus line of 'showclits' in feathers & sequins strategically placed! My clients are going to think I've lost my mind!

~K

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RE: Only Serious answers please ty - 4/10/2008 5:00:46 PM

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Actually, there is one possibility, tantra isn't the likeliest. If your Master practices voodoo, santeria or on of the voudon based religions, it is remotely possible that he has cast a spell or sent a familiar spirit to cause this. Some on here may not believe in this, however, I've studied the paranormal for 30+ years and I know of occurences like that.

If you wanted to test it out, you could use psychic self defense and seee if there was any noticeable difference. Look up the Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram, learn it, use it and test it. If you no longer have the same feelings, then it is possible and I say only "possible" that he is using some form of sympathetic magic on you.

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RE: What kind of 'special powers' are these? - 4/10/2008 5:15:31 PM

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please don't respond because its annoying when people respond with unserious remarks....

We wouldn't want to annoy you, now would we? You've had some serious remarks... you just chose to argue.

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RE: Only Serious answers please ty - 4/10/2008 5:16:39 PM

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being horny is not that special.

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RE: Only Serious answers please ty - 4/10/2008 6:22:35 PM

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being horny is not that special.

Hey!!

Take it back!!

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RE: Only Serious answers please ty - 4/11/2008 12:17:27 AM

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Okay I just had something I cannot explain.

I went to bed last night. everything was fine.

When I woke up this morning I was all sticky........ Does this mean I'm finally a REAL boy??

I hate washing Sheets

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RE: Only Serious answers please ty - 4/11/2008 12:37:28 AM

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this is actually a decent idea except that if her master is using hoodoo on her, wouldn't that fall under the category of disobedience to defend against him or banish him?

especially one of the banishing rituals that tends to send something back...

she could always just ask him if he's doing anything like that or look for the tools of sympathetic magic... but i think in this case it's probably not santeria or anything similar, because i've heard descriptions of things like that and most of the time they don't sound pleasant to be under, and she seems to be happy with it.

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