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Fun Quotes - 4/11/2008 9:56:36 PM

AcademyForSlaves

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BDSM is like tennis; if you cannot serve well you will lose.

"I'm not IN the lifestyle. The lifestyle is in Me!"

Batman to Robin: "When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species."

"We would be 1500 years ahead if it hadn't been for the church dragging science back by its coattails and burning our best minds at the stake."

"A penis is not criteria for dominance"

"In my view Women are smarter, kinder, and more refined overall than men. If only the world would come to realize this, then we would be on the right path to creating a better, more sustainable world." (mike)

If men focused on making themselves better quality rather than trying to "improve" the world around them, then the world would be a much better place. The world could be left "as is". (GL)

We've found these fantastic quotes on the net and collected them.
Please feel free to add some other great ones.

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RE: Fun Quotes - 4/12/2008 8:05:02 PM

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nice.. ill see if i can find some then add them. thnx.

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RE: Fun Quotes - 4/14/2008 4:09:13 PM

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“The worst government is often the most moral. One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane. But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.“ -- H. L. Mencken

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." -- Groucho Marx

"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." -- Voltaire

"An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination." -- Voltaire

“Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.“ -- H. L. Mencken

"It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot one must become the enemy of the rest of mankind." -- Voltaire

Karl Rove taught this principle to shrub:
"The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly ... it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over." -- Joseph Goebbels - Nazi Minister of Propaganda

"What luck for the rulers that men don't think." -- Adolf Hitler

"There are no warlike people - just warlike leaders." -- Ralph Bunche, 1950 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate

"Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything." -- Joseph Stalin

"George W. Bush has helped those who have most, hurt those who have least and ignored everyone in between." -- Wesley K Clark, Four Star General, US Army

"I think we're at risk with our democracy. I think we're dealing with the most closed, imperialistic, nastiest administration in living memory. They even put Richard Nixon to shame." -- Wesley K Clark, Four Star General, US Army

The Dick Cheney Philosophy of War: "Naturally, the common people don't want war, but they can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. Tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and endangering the country. It works the same in every country." -- first stated by: Herman Goering, Hitler's Reichsmarschall at the Nuremberg Trials

"Every gun that is made, every warship that is launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -- Republican President, Dwight D. Eisenhower

"Dissent is the highest form of Patriotism." -- Thomas Jefferson

"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." -- George Bernard Shaw

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." -- Quoted in 1918, by REPUBLICAN President Theodore Roosevelt

"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country." -- Kurt Vonnegut

"A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to." -- Laurence J. Peter

"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice." -- Albert Einstein

"The pioneers of a warless world are the young men (and women) who refuse military service." -- Albert Einstein

"People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election." -- Otto von Bismarck

"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend." -- Richard Jeni

"A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there." -- H.L. Mencken

"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car." -- Laurence J. Peter

"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God." -- Lenny Bruce

"My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can." -- Frank Zappa

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RE: Fun Quotes - 4/15/2008 12:01:30 AM

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"Every gun that is made, every warship that is launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -- Republican President, Dwight D. Eisenhower

i'd like to add to this,
a theft from those ... who are illiterate and remain unable to read, are sick and remain untreated.

and on a more domestic note, all those pot holes in roads would be filled, the trains and buses could run on time and be clean and safe .. and yes victoria there is a santa ...

the more things change the more they stay the same

i'll take my cynics hat off now ...

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RE: Fun Quotes - 4/15/2008 9:31:41 AM

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Robert A. Heinlein

Take sex away from people. Make it forbidden, evil. Limit it to ritualistic breeding. Force it to back up into suppressed sadism. Then hand the people a scapegoat to hate. Let them kill a scapegoat occasionally for cathartic release. The mechanism is ages old. Tyrants used it centuries before the word 'psychology' was ever invented. It works, too.

Revolt in 2100 (1953)

By Robert A. Heinlein writing for Lazarus Long

“Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous.(He is also a fool.)”

“Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.”

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”

Others by Heinlein that I admire and hold dear.

There has grown up in the minds of certain groups in this country the notion that because a man or corporation has made a profit out of the public for a number of years, the government and the courts are charged with the duty of guaranteeing such profit in the future, even in the face of changing circumstances and contrary to public interest. This strange doctrine is not supported by statute or common law. Neither individuals nor corporations have any right to come into court and ask that the clock of history be stopped, or turned back.

Life-Line (1939)

An armed society is a polite society.

Beyond This Horizon (1942)

The whole principle is wrong. It's like demanding that grown men live on skim milk because the baby can't have steak.

On censorship, in The Man Who Sold the Moon (1949

Every law that was ever written opened up a new way to graft.

- Red Planet (1949)

This one is too true:
Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.

Last but never least

Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long before he learns to use sight, hearing, or taste, and no human ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money — but long on hugs.

Hug your special person today....

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RE: Fun Quotes - 4/16/2008 1:25:45 PM

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"The true test of character is not how much we how to do, but how we behave when we don't know what to do." John Holt

"Dominance is such an odd state of affairs. Done well, it balances on a knife's edge between narcissism and selflessness"
(i saw this one somewhere on Collarme, and "borrowed" it.)

"Our curator can beat up your curator."
~~sign in front of the new Harley-Davidson Museum,
Milwaukee, WI.

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." Oscar Wilde

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." ~~ Redd Foxx

You can't win the hearts or minds of the heartless or mindless.

"Discussion is the exchange of intelligence...
Argument is the exchange of ignorance.

"A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view." ~~Wilma Askinas

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RE: Fun Quotes - 4/16/2008 2:39:51 PM

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zok...its a song lyric, but does it count?

"You taste like tear stains and could have beens, but I love a good train wreck"
---She Wants Revenge

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