jesiul
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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kidseach for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money. In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries eachweek. Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives,and send cards out on time. Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentistappointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to theUrgent Care. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function. Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times. The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleepand all chores are done. The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself withjewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polishedand eyebrows groomed. During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severeabdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained moodswings but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time atleast once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting. They will need to read a book and then pray with the children eachnight and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teethand comb their hair by 7:00 am. A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each fatherwill be required to know all of the following information: each child'sbirthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor,each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song,favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be whenthey grow up. The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last manwins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse ata moment's notice. If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and overagain for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be calledMother!
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