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EbonyPhoenix68 -> RE: how to warn others/ deal with asshole Dom's in real time (4/24/2008 1:21:35 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Prinsexx
I am indebted to Simply Michael for the UBER-DIM DOM type.....(please elucidate Michael) Also any contributions on TROLL DOM from Chelle truly appreciated........ but for now these are what I am always in the process off avoiding. If you fall into ANY other category then please apply to me......
What kind of Dom are you?
THE HIPPIE DOM Will demand absolute trust yet want to spend endless hours debating what trust is until his and your boundaries become diffused in the candlelight. Prefers whackjobs to blow jobs. Has differential beat so demands 27/4 instead of 24/7 as time shifts in the haze of previously illegal substances use. Prefers his hair to be longer than his subs’ so will expect you to be shaven. Is out of his freakin mind so don’t expect a serious response to an application. An ability to endure loud music and produce the food when its munchie time would be an advantage.
THE "BEEN DOING THIS FOREVER" VASTLY EXPERIENCED DOM looking for lesser beings, on whom to bestow virtually limitless wealth of BDSM knowledge. The 'submit your application and find out if you have sufficient intellect and wisdom, to be considered for such an important position' profile approach.
THE DUNGEON MASTER SUPREMELY SADISTIC DOM PROFILE seeking caged slave, taken out only to be used for sadistic pleasure. The 'Your tears will only make me laugh' approach. Please only "real" pain sluts need apply.
THE ESOTERIC MYSTICAL NEW AGE DOM PROFILE Explore the wonders of the cosmos with him, through a metaphysical application of the Dom/sub dynamic Please only financially solvent subs and slaves apply, as the pursuit of material wealth, is eshewed in favour of a metaphysical calling.
THE EXCRUCIATINGLY WEALTHY POWER DOM PROFILE Stunningly wealthy Dom seeking additions to his ever growing stable of subs and slaves. Even subs will have servants, just to help you serve his needs. You should be young, slim, attractive and brandable as appearances are very important in his world and you will be displayed as a trophy.
THE KING DOM PROFILE Kneel when you read this bitch. You will obey! recognise a real Master when you are in His presence, or even when you are not. Even though you are unworthy of attention, he is currently taking applications from worthless sluts and only real ass licking sluts should apply.
THE KNOW ALL, NEVER BEEN WRONG ABOUT ANYTHING UBER DOM PROFILE Some may think of him as pedantic overbearing know it all, and may warn him to leave the Forum or Moderte his posts but this doesn't concern him as he never actually paid attention to any other opinion than his own. Don't waste time applying.
THE SENSITIVE UNDERSTANDING GUY DOM PROFILE Looking for a submissive life partner who will reward and understand sensitivity with loyalty and commitment. Wants to dominate you on a partnership basis, although there is democracy within the dynamic and if you tend to fall in love please contact him.
WHITE KNIGHT CELTIC LORD: where he goes you will follow, he is the Alpha and you arethe Omega. Looking for The One. He is polyamorous but you must be single and hopefully a virgin. Apply if you need to be saved.
THE BARBARIAN DOM Will believe his lady should be captured, cherished, ravished, used to calm his sadistic barbarian urges, moderate his barbarian qualities with love and devotion, and even spend time grunting. He will grunt back that he is alone but is likely to have a secret stash of other slaves hidden in the back of the cave. Apply by sneaking into his cave before nightfall and making tribal pictures on the walls in bodily fluids. That will ensure he follows your trail at daybreak. THE THOROUGHLY-ENGLISH DOM Likely to be a mature gentleman looking primarily to deliver ‘English’ lessons, that is a jolly good spank, or perhaps a slipper (or two), Will use other forms of discipline only as his need arises. Prefers slimmish younger women for occasional play or on a regular basis. Could be trapped in an unhappy marriage (as forced to walk the dog) and the prohibitive cost school fees and mortgage make it impossible to get divorced. Social status is of paramount importance and although he admittedly finds it somewhat difficult to delegate in the workplace he is absolutely realized in his mastery. Refers to you as his property: owned, rented or attached.
CHIRO DOM...a sub class of DOCTOR DOM.....This Dom transfers some professional understanding or interest in medicine into his bdsm practice. Expert in the use of enema, scalpels and 'internals' will all take place within the confidentiality of a clinical setting. Often assisted by a 'nurse'. His waiting list may be long but worth the wait. Home visits are made by special arrangement. Pee-hole, blood-letting, deep muscle massage and TNS sluts will receive immediate attention. As nurse usually accompanies him bi, or bi-curious applications will go to the top of the list. THE PLACEBO DOM This Dom is indistinguishable from the real thing. Subs will believe thay have met a man that will be a wonderful Dom/Master, a man that sounds as if he can fulfill all of their wants, needs and desires. He has me "under consideration" and we shall soon meet. However his power lies in his ability to ritualise and manipulate and he controls solely on the basis of endless proposals and propositions as opposed to suggestions (for this see Hypno Dom). Sometimes this has non-specific effects: although submissives feel their experience altered in some way, they remain in anticipation, under consideration or expectation that they will eventually be collared. The effect is usually short-lived but is contra-indicated as lasting for years, usually after many years in suspension, in corner time or enduring prolonged training periods submissives will eventually turn to the real thing.
You left out one other type of Dom/me, that being the Self-Centered, Lying, Rumor Spreading, Dicktatorial (yes, I purposely misspelled it) Dom who doesn't practice Safe, Sane and Consensual play, which in and of itself is self-explanatory. Sadly, I encountered two of these jerks a couple months ago, but thankfully, they are out of my realm for good.
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