UtahGoddess
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Two men are walking through the woods when they are startled by a bear.
As the bear begins to run in their direction, the first man bends over and tightens his shoe laces.
The second man looks over in a panic and exclaims "What the heck are you doing?! You can't outrun a bear!"
The first man takes off running and calls back over his shoulder
"I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun YOU!"
LOL
Ms Sandi
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"The Masochist desires to experience stronger sensations, but desires that it should be inflicted with Love. The Sadist desires to inflict stronger sensations, but desires that it should be felt as Love" Havelock Ellis The Project Gutenberg
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