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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/23/2008 12:34:11 AM

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KC, will you please stop telling all the good people all about me?
(the voices told me to stay home today and shhhaaarpen the bbblades)
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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/23/2008 1:19:47 AM

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These are a riot! Can't wait to see more tomorrow!!!

I used to have this one on a t-shirt:

"The voices in my head aren't real, but they have some good ideas"

Ooh! Ooh! Another t-shirt:
"I love it when you play hard to get" scrawled across the front in red crazy font, over a screen print of a blank application for a restraining order...sick, but I laughed...

Along the lines of domestic battery (yet another t-shirt!):
"Over 10,000 battered women in the US, and all this time I have been eating mine PLAIN???"

I know, I must stop reading t-shirts. Its a sickness.

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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/23/2008 1:58:19 AM

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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/23/2008 8:54:17 AM

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and pray you find me mad
For if you lay hands upon the root
You'll know me without illusion
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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/23/2008 8:58:27 AM

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Fox has one of mine:
"Any culture that has more words for chocolate than they do for love is fascinating to me" - talking about Klingons and their dictionary

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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/23/2008 9:03:49 AM

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Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

i love that quote - so true!

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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/23/2008 6:14:51 PM

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4-24:
"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge
five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
-Emo Phillips

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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/23/2008 6:23:36 PM

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--- There was a time in my youth an old man played that I stole your nose trick on me but I believed him and got so scared I stabbed him to death---

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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/24/2008 5:23:46 AM

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"My father had a profound effect on me. He was a lunatic."
Spike Milligan

“It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.”
Billy Connolly

“I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”
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'And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it.'
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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/24/2008 10:28:16 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: KCherry

4-24:
"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge
five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
-Emo Phillips

Lol! KC, i think i love that one! *giggle*

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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/24/2008 3:23:52 PM

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i need more!!!!

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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/24/2008 4:41:58 PM

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4-25: "Personally, I think prolonged periods of sleep deprivation along with
gallons of caffeine gives you a buzz like you wouldn't believe, and later
you remember everything, but not exactly why you did those things to that
cat or why it was so damn funny."
-the late dentarthurdent

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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/24/2008 4:47:28 PM

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LMAO i love it

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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/24/2008 10:17:06 PM

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a tee-shirt;

"shut up voices! or i'll poke you with a q-tip again!"

and now i welcome you all to read "johnny the homicidal maniac". food for the soul.

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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/25/2008 5:04:44 AM

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I hear a lot about voices... I feel short changed but then my only voice has never been wrong.VF

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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/25/2008 1:02:50 PM

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Nothing succeeds like a toothless budgerigar. It took me a little while to figure that one. Is it cos I is fik?

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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/25/2008 1:06:41 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: JackM1

a tee-shirt;

"shut up voices! or i'll poke you with a q-tip again!"

and now i welcome you all to read "johnny the homicidal maniac". food for the soul.

NNY NNY NNY!!!!

Squee!!!!!

Johnen Vasquez is a GOD.

Everyone needs to know JTHM and everyone needs to own a Nail Bunny.

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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/25/2008 9:04:16 PM

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4-26:
"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the
sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and
shouting 'All gods are bastards'."
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Colour of Magic"

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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/26/2008 3:34:34 PM

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4-27:
The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger
King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 7:50 am, flashed a gun, and demanded cash.
The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register
without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they
weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.

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RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! - 4/26/2008 4:37:20 PM

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quote:

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"My father had a profound effect on me. He was a lunatic."
Spike Milligan

"With his head held high and his feet held higher, he was thrown out"

I have to find my copy of his war memoirs

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