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TJsCheekypet -> RE: Oh please hit me again (4/26/2008 1:21:17 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lilmissdefiant

how many people were hit as children and then their parents would say "would like another one?" or "how about more of the same" or my favourite "You asked for that"
everytime i heard that my immediate and smart ass reply was. "i dont remember coming down the stairs and asking for that"

if you could turn back time what would say?



my mom used to hit us with a wooden spoon if we were bad, cos shes only like 4' 11" and she didnt really think her hand hurt, my sister & brother used to cry before they even got a whack, me? she broke many a spoon on my ass! She did used to shout 'and do you want another one?' i used to just bend back over, used to piss her off. i love my ass black, blue is my favorite color but i dont think its as nice as black on my bum!




BlackPhx -> RE: Oh please hit me again (4/26/2008 6:58:50 AM)

Mine went far above and beyond the call of duty when it came to hitting if you call rupturing a tonsil above and beyond or using wire hangers and electrical cords. What would I say..back off bitch as I did finally one day and defended myself. However that being said:

I have no problem with a child being spanked on the bum, a place that has few organs and does have cushioning. When I look at the state of our youth these days I have to wonder just how many of them got Time Outs instead of a spanking when it might have done the most good. We hold parents to blame when children go worng these days, but frankly neuter any effective way they may have to getting the childs attention and correcting them. Touch your kid and he calls the cop faster than you can hand him a quater for the phone. Meanwhile we have the Cheerleaders looking fror their 15 minutes of fame on youtube for beating up another girl and joking that they are agoingt to miss practise that evening and the beach that weekend. They don't think there will BE any consequences because there never HAVE been any consequences until now for anything they did wrong, outside of being grounded in a room that has all their electronics and a time out.

Jail is gonna be a wake up call.

Bring back sensible corporal punishment.

poenkitten




BlackPhx -> RE: Oh please hit me again (4/26/2008 7:00:46 AM)

My favorite of their sayings however...This is gonna Hurt Me more than it will you...

My response these days would be an evil laugh (Master says it is) and Go ahead..Hit me..then it is MY turn and I know how to make it hurt you more than me.

poenkitten (who does have a sense of humor)




darkdom777 -> RE: Oh please hit me again (4/26/2008 3:29:30 PM)

not every one was quick as you under the stress..




MadameMajidah -> RE: Oh please hit me again (4/27/2008 7:04:58 PM)

Meh.. I was beaten as a child.. repeatedly. My spare bedroom in My first apartment held a bondage table, chair and a spanking bench.. I also painted the walls rather "specially" LMAO.. Along with the chains on the door and the "ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK" Sign..youd think they wouldn't have gone in there.. but... After seeing the floggers, crops, and various other implements.. My father never laid a hand on Me ever again. smiles* That is.. after I told him that him hitting me sparked the interest in the first place.. [:D] 




girlygurl -> RE: Oh please hit me again (4/28/2008 6:05:26 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Leatherist

"One day, you will wonder why you never hear from me." [;)]


Well said Leatherist. Hmmmm I wonder if she has gotten the clue yet. [8D]


girly




jesiul -> RE: Oh please hit me again (4/28/2008 2:56:25 PM)

I feel there is a vast difference between a spanking and a beating. Discipline for me is to show a child that every choice has a consequence that a good choice has rewards and a bad choice brings justice. That rules are like laws that adults must adhere to, that for some things there are fines and others jail. So is the same with a child’s discipline, one does not pass the harshest sentences for the smallest infraction.




millieswitch72 -> RE: Oh please hit me again (4/28/2008 5:35:22 PM)

Apparently Stephen Fry used to say 'Stop it!! you're giving me an erection' whenever he was physically bullied at school




DDraigeuraid -> RE: Oh please hit me again (4/28/2008 9:35:03 PM)

Aloha.  My Dad never hit me.  But he did have his punishments.  I came home late from a Friday night ballgame at school, pretty drunk.  The next morning, he never said a word about getting drunk.  Just took me out to the chickenhouse on the farm, told me it was time to clean it.  A winter's worth of chickenshit and straw and a few decaying dead chickens, with a raging hangover.  Didn't come home drunk again for a long while, and the next time was worse.

I did spank my son a few times after particularly bad behavior, and my daughter maybe once.  We have a great relationship.
Dragon




JulieorSarah -> RE: Oh please hit me again (4/28/2008 11:53:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: millieswitch72

Apparently Stephen Fry used to say 'Stop it!! you're giving me an erection' whenever he was physically bullied at school


yes, confront the attacker with their own phobia ... on a (rural) school bus on the way home once, the sheep/cattle and wheat prices had bottomed out but the pork had gone sky high.  The kids from the sheep/cattle/wheat places at the piggery stop all went in disgust oooh smell that!  and the girls as they got off said .... yes, just smell the money!

Another really poor family used to have their lunches taken from them ... then one day when their lunch was taken yet again the thief/bully said pointing to the open sandwich what's this? .. she said it's toungue (from a steer) (it honestly was her favourite)... they never had their lunch taken again.




Hanable -> RE: Oh please hit me again (4/29/2008 10:08:55 AM)

ive been hit a few times.. i hate my mother.. but not cuz she hit me.. i usually deserved it so... yeah.

the girls from the youtube thing.. i hope they all go to jail.. it will be a big wake upcall.. cuz i bet there parents never punished them in any way.. let alone a spanking or such.

H >:)




Slave2Bob -> RE: Oh please hit me again (4/29/2008 4:26:58 PM)

I now know it as "subspace". My stepmother taught me how to "go away" in my teens. Or I'd give no reaction, or even better, laugh while she was caning the bottom of my feet. It confused my Master at first, to have me smile through a whipping.




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