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You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 12:10:50 PM

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What are the funny quirky things that are markedly submissive about your life? Post it question style.

"You might be submissive if… the family dog runs free because you are currently on his leash."

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RE: You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 12:44:26 PM

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I might be submissive if.....my horse is blocking the driveway as my Master has my crop.

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RE: You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 12:46:24 PM

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I might be submissive if .....I am walking with a limp as my Master has my cane.

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RE: You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 12:49:32 PM

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I might be submissive if .....I have a meat hook bolted in the ceiling devoid of its parrot cage.

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RE: You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 12:51:38 PM

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I might be submissive if.........my boss asks me what are you doing for the weekend and I answer I don't know yet I'm waiting for instructions.

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RE: You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 12:53:16 PM

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I might be submissive if........my Doctorate paper gets returned asking me to capitalise my i's if i insist on using the first person singular.

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RE: You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 12:54:17 PM

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I might be submissive if........I am the only person replying tp myself on a I might be submissive if thread.

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RE: You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 12:55:24 PM

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I might be submissive if.........I am still dragging my udder around but no-one else gets the joke.

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RE: You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 12:55:53 PM

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LOL Prin!

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RE: You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 12:58:10 PM

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I might be a submissive if.........Greedy Top has an involuntary response to me every time I moooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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RE: You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 12:59:51 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Prinsexx
I might be submissive if........I am the only person replying tp myself on a I might be submissive if thread.

Hey... this whole "You might be submissive" thing was vey popular on my old web site.
You might be submissive if... you don't remember what it feels like to sit on the furniture.
You might be submissive if... you haven't seen your pubic hair in years.
You might be submissive if... you sleep in a cage but your pets don't.

...etc

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RE: You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 1:00:33 PM

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LMAO....the weekend one was freaking hillarious.

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RE: You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 1:03:02 PM

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You might NOT be a submissive if.....you already have all the I might ne a submissive jokes on your old website.

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RE: You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 1:07:04 PM

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I might be a submissive if.....I can't even raise my friggin eyes to put mascara on my lower lashes

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RE: You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 1:08:36 PM

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I might be a submissive if.........I go into a sub frenzy responding to a resident sadist.

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RE: You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 1:13:43 PM

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I might be a submissive if.....I can swallow a whole banana before I make the milk shake.

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RE: You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 1:25:42 PM

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tell me this is the first in a series of Y/you might be a... threads. please tell me this, lie if you must.

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RE: You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 1:30:35 PM

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You might not be a Dominant (and therefore must be a Submissive) if.....you beg me for the first edition of my I Might Be a Submissive Series Volume I

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RE: You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 1:37:48 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Prinsexx
You might NOT be a submissive if.....you already have all the I might ne a submissive jokes on your old website.

You might be a submissive if... you post go into a sub frenzy and then post you can swallow a banana
You might be a submissive if ... you have a gold star on ebay.
You might be a submissive if ... most of your mail comes in plain brown wrappers.
You might be a submissive if ... when you are at home, you are naked.
You might be a submissive if ... when you are at a party, you are naked.
You might be a submissive if ... when you ride in the car, you are naked.
You might be a submissive if ... you lie about unresolved issues about your father.
You might be a submissive if ... you should have bought stock in Masterlock instead of Microsoft.
You might be a submissive if ... you are a preferred customer and get Christmas cards from the local hardware or tack store.
You might be a submissive if ... if you have to ask permission to pee.

.. I dont remember anymore atm.

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RE: You might be submissive if… - 4/25/2008 1:43:35 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

.. I dont remember anymore atm.

You must be a Dominant if ............you don't rememeber anything more because you have been your slaves working memory store for quite some time

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