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TermsConditions -> RE: top ten rules for a sub (4/27/2008 5:52:55 PM)
Straight from the home office in Omaha, Nebraska! It's the Top Ten Sub Rules as given by Miss, Mrs, Ms, Maam and Mistress. 10. Men are from Mars, Women are standing on your genitalia. 9. After the third offense, leaving the toilet seat up may result in fine or neutering. 8. Instructions tattooed by Maam on your ass must be read from right to left when viewed in a mirror. 7. Always wait 30 minutes after eating before engaging in water sports. 6. In poly strapon play, honor within the foursome is given to the Mistress greatest distance from the hole. 5. After munch, subs left unclaimed after 30 days may sold to offset storage costs. 4. When rotating clamps remember, clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere, counter clockwise South of the Equator. 3. Holding the folds of the ink ribbon gently to one side, softly caress each of the twelve pins with your lips and tongue giving each special, individual attention. (Sorry! That the rule for orally worshiping your Dot-matrix.) 2. Except for formal hour or high tea, place cards are not required for face sittings. And the number one sub rule explained by Mistress ... Orgasms: I before thee, and only then after three!

TermsConditions -> RE: top ten rules for a sub (4/27/2008 6:48:27 PM)
And the number one sub rule explained by Mistress (revised) ... Orgasm denial ain't just a river in Egypt / Every night is ladies night. (tie) quote: ORIGINAL: TermsConditions Straight from the home office in Omaha, Nebraska! It's the Top Ten Sub Rules as given by Miss, Mrs, Ms, Maam and Mistress. 10. Men are from Mars, Women are standing on your genitalia. 9. After the third offense, leaving the toilet seat up may result in fine or neutering. 8. Instructions tattooed by Maam on your ass must be read from right to left when viewed in a mirror. 7. Always wait 30 minutes after eating before engaging in water sports. 6. In poly strapon play, honor within the foursome is given to the Mistress greatest distance from the hole. 5. After munch, subs left unclaimed after 30 days may sold to offset storage costs. 4. When rotating clamps remember, clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere, counter clockwise South of the Equator. 3. Holding the folds of the ink ribbon gently to one side, softly caress each of the twelve pins with your lips and tongue giving each special, individual attention. (Sorry! That the rule for orally worshiping your Dot-matrix.) 2. Except for formal hour or high tea, place cards are not required for face sittings. And the number one sub rule explained by Mistress ... Orgasms: I before thee, and only then after three!

impossiblesub -> RE: top ten rules for a sub (4/27/2008 10:10:14 PM)
My rules for a sub ;) 1) Always say Yes Sir or No Sir 2) Never say No Sir 3) Always do what you are told 4) Always know what I am about to tell you to do and do it before I say it 5) Always complete any assigned tasks 6) Never backtalk without a smile on your face 7) Never backtalk if I choose to remove the smile from your face 8) Frequently ask if there is anything I want you to do 9) Always know what I need so I don't have to answer yes to question 8 10) Always demonstrate proper submission upon entering my presence after an extended absence

darchChylde -> RE: top ten rules for a sub (4/28/2008 12:32:42 AM)
-It's not always easy. It's not always sexy. It's not always fun. If you can't be around when things suck, don't expect to be invited to the good times. -It's ok to just hang out and be together. -It's possible to tease, be playful and still treat your dominant with respect. -You'll be judged by your actions over your words. -Don't leave the dishes in the sink overnight. -Share your feelings, but few want a submissive who's always on drama overload. -Remember that in the end it's all about the Dominant. -Always be honest and open. -Take care of yourself and your life; most Dominant's aren't looking for fixer-uppers or children. -Have fun.

LadyPact -> RE: top ten rules for a sub (4/28/2008 12:46:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: khem quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl 1)must be able to choose from several types of bread. 2)must have option to be heated/toasted or not. 3)6" or 12" options 4)a variety of veggies is required. 5)a selection of sauces to choose from. 6)a selection of soft drinks to choose from. 7)must be a conveinent location. 8)under $10 for 12" sub 9)under $5 for 6" sub 10)must be delicious!!!! 12" sub.... [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

LadyPact -> RE: top ten rules for a sub (4/28/2008 12:48:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde -It's not always easy. It's not always sexy. It's not always fun. If you can't be around when things suck, don't expect to be invited to the good times. -It's ok to just hang out and be together. -It's possible to tease, be playful and still treat your dominant with respect. -You'll be judged by your actions over your words. -Don't leave the dishes in the sink overnight. -Share your feelings, but few want a submissive who's always on drama overload. -Remember that in the end it's all about the Dominant. -Always be honest and open. -Take care of yourself and your life; most Dominant's aren't looking for fixer-uppers or children. -Have fun. I'm calling BS. I think that one I highlighted is more one of yours, than one of Ma'am's.

darchChylde -> RE: top ten rules for a sub (4/28/2008 11:52:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde -It's not always easy. It's not always sexy. It's not always fun. If you can't be around when things suck, don't expect to be invited to the good times. -It's ok to just hang out and be together. -It's possible to tease, be playful and still treat your dominant with respect. -You'll be judged by your actions over your words. -Don't leave the dishes in the sink overnight. -Share your feelings, but few want a submissive who's always on drama overload. -Remember that in the end it's all about the Dominant. -Always be honest and open. -Take care of yourself and your life; most Dominant's aren't looking for fixer-uppers or children. -Have fun. I'm calling BS. I think that one I highlighted is more one of yours, than one of Ma'am's. sits, innocently polishing his halo Why, LP; whatever do you mean?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: top ten rules for a sub (4/28/2008 11:58:53 AM)
Stay in the closet sleeping on the floor til Masters ready for you. Stay on your knees with mouth ready to recieve your Master when he is ready for you. Dont forget to suck on Masters toes. Can I have my Twue Sub merit badge now????[sm=bowdown.gif]

Macslittleimp -> RE: top ten rules for a sub (4/28/2008 3:21:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde -It's not always easy. It's not always sexy. It's not always fun. If you can't be around when things suck, don't expect to be invited to the good times. -It's ok to just hang out and be together. -It's possible to tease, be playful and still treat your dominant with respect. -You'll be judged by your actions over your words. -Don't leave the dishes in the sink overnight. -Share your feelings, but few want a submissive who's always on drama overload. -Remember that in the end it's all about the Dominant. -Always be honest and open. -Take care of yourself and your life; most Dominant's aren't looking for fixer-uppers or children. -Have fun. I'm calling BS. I think that one I highlighted is more one of yours, than one of Ma'am's. lol it kinda is one of his except for the fact that I only ask things once. In the case of dishes (and my lil dc has watched this), if I ask for them to be done, go to bed, get up the next morning to find them not done, I will do them myself and at that point refuse all requests to help. I feel it's a better punishment to let a submissive know that they have made more work for their Dominant than to do anything else.

darchChylde -> RE: top ten rules for a sub (4/28/2008 3:39:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Macslittleimp quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde -It's not always easy. It's not always sexy. It's not always fun. If you can't be around when things suck, don't expect to be invited to the good times. -It's ok to just hang out and be together. -It's possible to tease, be playful and still treat your dominant with respect. -You'll be judged by your actions over your words. -Don't leave the dishes in the sink overnight. -Share your feelings, but few want a submissive who's always on drama overload. -Remember that in the end it's all about the Dominant. -Always be honest and open. -Take care of yourself and your life; most Dominant's aren't looking for fixer-uppers or children. -Have fun. I'm calling BS. I think that one I highlighted is more one of yours, than one of Ma'am's. lol it kinda is one of his except for the fact that I only ask things once. In the case of dishes (and my lil dc has watched this), if I ask for them to be done, go to bed, get up the next morning to find them not done, I will do them myself and at that point refuse all requests to help. I feel it's a better punishment to let a submissive know that they have made more work for their Dominant than to do anything else. It's a great way to make a submissive feel like shit. i prefer the paddle and smothering snuggles, Ma'am. winks

Macslittleimp -> RE: top ten rules for a sub (4/28/2008 3:42:16 PM)
I understand that, but I also understand that you have never left things unattended again... which of course was the point all along lol

darchChylde -> RE: top ten rules for a sub (4/28/2008 3:48:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Macslittleimp I understand that, but I also understand that you have never left things unattended again... which of course was the point all along lol nods with a smile, puts the shovel down and steps back from the hole; keeping his mouth shut the entire time

undergroundsea -> RE: top ten rules for a sub (4/28/2008 6:16:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: khem quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl 5)a selection of sauces to choose from. 12" sub.... I am afraid that selection comes with only one type of sauce. ;-) Cheers, Sea

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: top ten rules for a sub (4/28/2008 7:04:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: undergroundsea quote: ORIGINAL: khem quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl 5)a selection of sauces to choose from. 12" sub.... I am afraid that selection comes with only one type of sauce. ;-) Cheers, Sea yuck...sour cream!!! [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=alien.gif]

Ebonybbw -> RE: top ten rules for a sub (4/28/2008 9:18:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Here maybe? http://www.soj.org/rules.html Thanks!!

adoracat -> RE: top ten rules for a sub (4/28/2008 10:22:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sunnyfey i dont know about rules for a subby to follow, but these are my house rules 1. DO NOT talk to me while I am in the bathroom.....thats weird. i had to laugh at this....the imp screeched at me the other day for telling him something while he was occupied sitting down. i told him "revenge for all the times i had a little hand coming under the door saying 'what are you doing in there???' when you were little!" he shut up. [:D] kitten

DominantJenny -> RE: top ten rules for a sub (4/29/2008 6:24:54 AM)
Many, many, MANY years ago, I came across these: http://www.pervhome.net/serion/rules.html Not quite word for word, but they were always my favorite. I'm actually glad I came upon them early in my studies.

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