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dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 6:54:59 PM)
Roses are red; Blood drops are too. That's just a hint Of what's in store for you.

youngsubgeoff -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 7:43:00 PM)
happy birthday- yer one year closer to dying, ya old fart!

christine1 -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 7:45:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet Oil can be slippery but rotten fish will smell... if you don't like my greeting cards you can all go to hell! [sm=fingers.gif] aaaahhhahhhahhaa! oh god, you all are making me cackle!

BBWnNC72 -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 8:47:24 PM)
LOL, you all crack me up. ok, i know this may sound familar, but here it goes. Front of card: Your tits don't hang low, they don't wobble to and fro. You can't tie them in a knot, you can't tie them in a bow. You can't throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier, Yoooouuurr tits don't hang loooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Inside: Congrats on the tit job.

BBWnNC72 -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 8:50:21 PM)
Front of card: Thinking of You. Inside: Your pain and suffering i want to ease, so for You i get down on my knees.

sunshinemiss -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 9:14:46 PM)
So i'm a controlling Dom... what am I gonna let you do about it?

DiurnalVampire -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 9:18:30 PM)
Roses are red Subs black and blue I am so happy To be collaring you ------------------------------------- So sorry to hear about your physical therapy Enjoy the TENS unit while you can! ------------------------------------- Congratualtions on your Marriage though I dont think they meant for you to take the "Old ball and chain" thing literally... DV

rubberpet -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/28/2008 3:58:11 PM)
Well, I've been away from this thread for a bit, but I'm back to resume my ode to Hallmark...not that anyone gives a flying crap! [:(] Anyhoo...here we go! Your love is like a can of soda it tickles my nose with the fizz I also love the way your skin glistens when it's covered in my jizz! Being married to you for 25 years should show you I'm no quitter... I think I deserve a reward, so bend over so I can shag your shitter! Happy Silver Anniversary, Darling! I love it when you lick my balls and take my cock deep down your throat But lately, with all that hair on your chin, it's like I'm being deep-throated by a billy goat! Your breasts were always a work of art and they sung such an angelic song, but since when did your 38D's turn into a 44 Long? Fret not, my dear, and don't you sob... For your birthday, I'm giving you a boob job! Happy Birthday, Honey! Dearest Mistress, You approached me from across the room and I admit I was instantly smitten, But damn I was seriously mistaken because you're as dominant as a box of declawed kittens! Now don't get angry with me you don't have to get pissy... Besides, you can't blame me because you swing a flogger like a freakin' sissy! I had a really great time last night playing oily, naked Twister. I have some bad news, though... I'm leaving you for your sister! I hope y'all enjoyed these, too.....if not, then you don't know what humor is! [sm=ass.gif]

batshalom -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/28/2008 4:10:47 PM)
Front: I wanted to send you a card to let you know I was thinking about you ... Inside: ... but I thought it would spoil the surprise to have you buy it, address it, and mail it to yourself. Handwritten note: Worthless lazy cunt, for not anticipating my desire to send a card to yourself from me, you are released. Love, your former Dom

feylin -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/28/2008 4:54:22 PM)
LOL at the handwritten note. my contribution (if Goreans exchanged greeting cards): Front: <image: star-filled galaxy with an inviting, beautiful green planet in the center of the image (so much like Earth), and three luminous moons in orbit> Well, on Gor.... Inside: There is no fucking Gor! Happy Birthday from one realist to another. (disclaimer: I appreciate the fun and the serious side of the Gorean Lifestyle very much, its just a joke,) One more... Picture a bellydancer motif... Front: you've danced the dance with a sultry air you've served the kahlana with style and flair you've stabled His tarn without losing a limb you've even proffered a cup with a sweetened rim Inside: Congratulations on giving a whole new meaning to the term "rim job." Good luck on your silks test!

Lumus -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/28/2008 5:47:04 PM)
COVER INSIDE +--------------+----------------+ \| \| \| \| To My \| Daddy \| \| Darling girl \| knows what you \| \| \| did. \| \| \| \| \| \| YES, \| \| \| you are in \| \| \| BIG \| \| \| TROUBLE. \| \| \| \| +--------------+----------------+

Lumus -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/28/2008 6:16:55 PM)
COVER INSIDE +--------------+----------------+ \| \| \| \| \| \| \| Every time \| \| \| you feel \| ...we only \| \| the urge to \| beat \| \| strangle \| the ones \| \| someone, \| we love. \| \| remember... \| \| \| \| \| +--------------+----------------+

LadyRainfire -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/28/2008 6:17:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus COVER INSIDE +--------------+----------------+ \| \| \| \| To My \| Daddy \| \| Darling girl \| knows what you \| \| \| did. \| \| \| \| \| \| YES, \| \| \| you are in \| \| \| BIG \| \| \| TROUBLE. \| \| \| \| +--------------+----------------+ gulps and takes a deep breath Yep... big, big, BIG trouble..... [;)]

Svalbard -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (5/10/2008 9:35:22 AM)
As I crack my whip Do you bite your lip ?

SummerWind -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (5/10/2008 10:04:13 AM)
Merry Christmas! You cum guzzling cunt.

martyrized -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (5/10/2008 11:25:03 AM)
That one wins. Twice.

parttimehotty -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (5/12/2008 6:44:27 AM)
Your tip is red, My ass is blue, Thanks for the beating, Master, Please allow me to suck you

CreativeDominant -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (5/12/2008 7:52:42 AM)
Front of card: Happy Birthday, sweet sub Inside of card: Roses are red, Your ass will be too When I get done Laying My belt across you...

divi -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (5/12/2008 7:56:29 AM)
Phil Roses are red Violets are blue I love you

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