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parttimehotty -> I cannot tell a lie (4/28/2008 11:36:26 AM)
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One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It
was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was just
about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son returned
home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting
home?", they asked. Several of us went to the library to work on an
extra credit project" said Tommy. The Robot then walked around the table
and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
"Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went
after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie."
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha. 'The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.
The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him
off his chai r. With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I
am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
"I'm ashamed of you Son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied
to my parents." The robot then walked around to John and delivered a
roundhouse right that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. "Boy, did you
ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all,
He is your son!" The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and
slapped her three times.
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