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-=Do You Wonder why???=- - 4/29/2008 5:03:53 PM

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Do You Wonder why???

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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RE: -=Do You Wonder why???=- - 4/30/2008 4:54:30 PM

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Male ballet dancers are just that, male ballet dancers. Leads are premier danceurs.

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RE: -=Do You Wonder why???=- - 5/2/2008 11:45:35 AM

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I heard Russell Johnson (the professor, on Gilligan's Island) answer that question at the second Mystery Science Theatre 3000 convention.

He said, "There were three women on the island: Mary Ann, Ginger, and Mrs. Howell. Well, Mrs. Howell was married to Mr. Howell, so the Prof's only competition for Ginger and Mary Ann were the Skipper and Gilligan. (Yeah, right.)

Now, what reason could the Professor possibly have had for wanting to leave the island?

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RE: -=Do You Wonder why???=- - 5/2/2008 2:41:04 PM

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Why does goofy wear clothes when pluto is all nekkid? Its wrong I tells ya.

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