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-=She’s My Mistress=- - 4/29/2008 5:15:37 PM

ResidentSadist

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(one of my fav marriage jokes)

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

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RE: -=She’s My Mistress=- - 4/30/2008 7:31:29 PM

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see, this is how it starts. It goes from My mistress to Our mistress... And you know that there'll be that intervening point of calling it The mistress, before she starts calling he Her mistress.

I lost T-shirts like that.

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RE: -=She’s My Mistress=- - 4/30/2008 10:11:20 PM

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Haha thats cute

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RE: -=She’s My Mistress=- - 5/1/2008 3:22:40 AM

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From american dad

"Do you want to cheat on me?"

"A mistress on my salary? honestly Francine"

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RE: -=She’s My Mistress=- - 5/1/2008 8:23:01 AM

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i really really love that joke!

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RE: -=She’s My Mistress=- - 5/1/2008 12:00:28 PM

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I thought it was so funny I called my Mom..... the Feminist..... She laughed just as hard.

That's Funny. I don't care who you are.

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