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YourhandMyAss -> I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he won't allow me to. (5/3/2008 4:42:43 PM)

So my reply was well then if you don't want me fucking someone get me a real doll so I can fuck it and laughed.



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he won't allow me to. (5/3/2008 4:46:38 PM)

get your bf to use it as a weapon at a best buy to steal his x box.



YourhandMyAss -> RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he won't allow me to. (5/3/2008 4:54:50 PM)

hahaha I can just see it now.

BACK  OFF, I MEAN IT, BACK OFF EVERY ONE, SHE'S HORNY GOT A STRAP ON AND SHE WILL USE IT!



xxblushesxx -> RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he won't allow me to. (5/3/2008 4:55:00 PM)

Tell him next time he spends money that was meant for your new place you will use it, and he will NOT enjoy it.



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he won't allow me to. (5/3/2008 4:59:07 PM)

im thinking its more of the homophobia factor of the store clerk that will click in and make them scared.



YourhandMyAss -> RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he won't allow me to. (5/3/2008 5:18:50 PM)

faery what if they secretly had a desire to be fucked by a strap on weilding woman?



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he won't allow me to. (5/3/2008 5:19:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

faery what if they secretly had a desire to be fucked by a strap on weilding woman?


these stores have cameras...no secrets would be kept...they would be outed and fired.



azropedntied -> RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he won't allow me to. (5/3/2008 5:24:29 PM)

blushes> that just reminds me of one of the best parts in 300 where the Queen  Spartan Woman say " this shall not be over quickly you shall not enjoy it "!! after making the guy her own personal kabab ..replace that with a giant strap on  and there ya go .



YourhandMyAss -> RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he won't allow me to. (5/4/2008 3:32:07 PM)

I realize now I should of said emotionally monogomous, and sexually monogomoous but not SENSUALLY mono, cause I enjoyb eing spanked and flogged and all the other bdsm activities and I do not consider being fingered or fisted or played with vaginally to be sex, so I would engage in that sort of behavior but it'd stop at blow jobs and sex anal oral or vaginally.



domahpet -> RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he won't allow me to. (5/4/2008 4:24:39 PM)

i really really love my strap-on,
havent used it for agesssssssssssssss [:(]



YourhandMyAss -> RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he won't allow me to. (5/4/2008 4:34:05 PM)

domphet I've only had the joy of using one once years ago but it was a very fun experince. interesting to , to find all the muscles are sore an ya wonder why an then you realize ooooooooooooh..... that.



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