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slaverosebeauty -> You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/3/2008 9:23:58 PM)
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You have more wives than teeth. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.' You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.' You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/3/2008 9:31:44 PM)
lol

Termyn8or -> RE: You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/3/2008 10:08:11 PM)
Patently wrong. Taliban is against heroin. Where have you been ? And polygamy, those peolle just barely let people get gamy. T

Termyn8or -> RE: You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/3/2008 10:20:18 PM)
Know what ? I find it offensive. I am a Polack. Try jokes like that on me, or Jews or Blacks and see how far you get. Hang on, I have to go flush the fucking punch bowl. Know what, I am waiting for this to be pulled. If CM really is unbiased this should be considered just as unacceptable as some of the shit that I have had pulled on me. And by the way, those people are Semites. Yup. So you are an anti-Semite now. I am waiting. T

ClitCutter -> RE: You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/3/2008 10:44:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or Patently wrong. Taliban is against heroin. Where have you been ? And polygamy, those peolle just barely let people get gamy. Au contraire ... the Taliban was merely driving up the price of opium ... NOW it's selling opium to finance it's existence. That has been covered multiple times in the news over the last couple of years.

slaverosebeauty -> RE: You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/3/2008 11:09:21 PM)
How is that anti-semitic? I found that joke on another site a vanilla site actually and they pull repeate threads and ban people for having multiple/fake profiles; as well as threads. Who ever said cm was unbiased?? I have been on here for years and I have seen a lot of posts about double-standards ie pictures an other things that MANY find offensive, yet they are still around. If you don't like what someone posts T, then don't read it. Sheesh, grow up. That's one of the reasons why I took a hiatus from this site; beause the lack of maturity has grown by leaps and bounds.

favesclava -> RE: You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/3/2008 11:17:55 PM)
polack? i thought the correct term was Polish. i use polack when telling a joke. and i dont mind spic jokes as long as the person saying it can take a joke about their own people. unbiased CM? now that would be a joke. we all have our own opinions on everything under the sun, and we arent afraid to drive our point home. polack. LOL

rubberpet -> RE: You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/4/2008 7:41:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You have more wives than teeth. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.' You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.' You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat. If some people can't take a joke (with truth mixed in with it), then they shouldn't read it. After all, this cracka honkey loved this post! Rock on, slaverosebeauty! [:D]

Asherdelampyr -> RE: You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/4/2008 7:42:36 AM)
I can take white jokes I can take French jokes I can take Gypsy jokes its because I have this magical, wonderful thing called.... wait for it... A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!

rubberpet -> RE: You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/4/2008 8:03:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr I can take white jokes I can take French jokes I can take Gypsy jokes its because I have this magical, wonderful thing called.... wait for it... A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!! Holy crap, dude! I'm afflicted with the same thing! Oh no, it could be contagious!!! Is there a cure? Yep...it's called censorship.[&:]

Termyn8or -> RE: You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/4/2008 10:31:55 AM)
On the Taliban - http://www.fromthewilderness.com/free/ww3/10_10_01_heroin.html There is much more. The very first line is an out and out lie and that is all there is to it. The rest is not so bad, but that line shows ignorance. I am not going to bother this thread anymore on this. Those wishing to discuss it go to OTD where I started a thread. Boils down to this, the rest of this isn't bad, but the first line totally fucks it up. Wrecks the whole thing. Perhaps I'll see you in the other thread 'You might be American'. But this is humor, so that is all. T

Hanable -> RE: You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/4/2008 10:51:26 AM)
lol nice.. i also have a sence of humor.. and am scared by censorship ... make the bad censors go away. H >:)

angelbluewingsz -> RE: You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/4/2008 2:09:55 PM)
I missed something- are we mad because the poster made fun of the taliban or just because he dissed heroine?

lalbobbilynn -> RE: You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/4/2008 2:39:55 PM)
i thought it was pretty jocular! Course i am the first one to fall out of my chair in a fit of laughter when a joke is made about drunk Irish people (usually someone i am related to!)!! b.~

GreedyTop -> RE: You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/4/2008 2:49:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lalbobbilynn i thought it was pretty jocular! Course i am the first one to fall out of my chair in a fit of laughter when a joke is made about drunk Irish people (usually someone i am related to!)!! b.~ That makes two of us (although it'sthe Scottish and Norwegian jokes that get me LOL)

Phin -> RE: You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/4/2008 6:53:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty *You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one. damn... I might be in the taliban...

SteelofUtah -> RE: You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/4/2008 7:15:07 PM)
Okay you Racist Cracker, I Jihad on you. How you like that Shizzizzelette Steel-Ackmed-Umbuku-Feildstine-Smith

darchChylde -> RE: You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/4/2008 8:17:47 PM)
The only problem i had is they were not specifically taliban. A couple were clear muslim jokes and there were even a couple of redneck jokes in there.

rukna -> RE: You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/4/2008 11:54:56 PM)
:)) love this one

SteelofUtah -> RE: You May Be In the Taliban If..... (5/4/2008 11:56:39 PM)
People it's a JOKE. Pull the sticks outta your asses and get a fucking sense of HUMOR. If you are Mexican and you can take an american Job you can take an American Joke If you are Taliban and you can Take a Suiscide Bombing you can Take a Fucking Joke If you are a Redneck and you can Take your Sister you can Take a Joke If you are Black and you can Obama Saying he is Too then you can take a Joke If you are White and you can take america going to shit cause you don;t wanna start nothing you can take a Joke And if you can take a Joke then you can stop your Bitching. [sm=fingers.gif]Steel[sm=fingers.gif] [sm=fingers.gif]America FUCK YEAH Coming to save the MotherFucking Day YEAH[sm=fingers.gif]

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