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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/8/2008 10:51:25 PM

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*snort* DAMMIT, Steel!!

(gotta find that friggin DVD....)

As you desire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3velLZhGUhg

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/8/2008 10:58:11 PM

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oh thanks.. that didnt HELP! I love that movie!!

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/8/2008 10:59:12 PM

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oh thanks.. that didnt HELP! I love that movie!!

It must have been eaten by the cat.

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/8/2008 11:11:09 PM

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cats..plural...

actually, I think its on VHS, and I dont have a VHS player anymore :(

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/9/2008 4:23:15 AM

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5. Oops

This one is on a lot of lists.
I told my dentist that this is not what I want to hear from her or my tattooist.
Unfortunatley I did hear it while getting my first tattoo.

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/11/2008 8:55:14 AM

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My Dad, who was never in any way into the lifestyle, once told me that probably the worst sound a person could hear if someone were sitting on you and they had you immobilized would be the sound of a pocket knife opening.

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/11/2008 9:00:34 AM

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Accompanied by the words, "I'm going to take something from you that I will keep always. You'll always remember me."

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/11/2008 2:27:48 PM

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Hmmm... now what did I do with that number for 911?

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/11/2008 2:32:41 PM

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*snort*

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/11/2008 4:47:38 PM

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I don't ever want to hear the words.....

"Okay .... now you shall be freed from the demon between your legs. My Father was inflicted with such a demon. The Demon made him do things to me and now I shall rid you of those demons before you are taken over by it's sinful ways ....."

Yeah that would make me start to Bluber like a little school boy who had scraped his knee.

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/11/2008 5:07:04 PM

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suddenly, 'Carrie' springs to mind..."dirty pillows"

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/11/2008 5:11:00 PM

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"Now that I have your complete attention, I'm turning the TV on to round-the-clock FOX News for the next several hours."

.........luci

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/11/2008 5:13:01 PM

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LUCI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!! that's just .... SICK!PERVERTED!DEPRAVED!!

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/11/2008 6:51:50 PM

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How about wearing a completely different perfume/fragrance when a sub can't otherwise see/immobilized? Smell can be as powerful as sight or sound, especially if you know that scent is associated with someone else.

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/11/2008 6:51:51 PM

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luci, you sadistic bitch!!

edited to fix a typo....

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/11/2008 7:53:57 PM

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LUCI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!! that's just .... SICK!PERVERTED!DEPRAVED!!

Yup. Might as well do this>>>>>

luci

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/11/2008 7:55:37 PM

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luci, you sadistic bitch!!

Muahahaha....that's the first time I've been called that but, hey, I kinda like it

. That would be soooo sadistic, at least when done to me. FOX News or Nancy Grace. She's about as retch-worthy.............luci

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/11/2008 7:59:18 PM

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Nancy Grace *twitch*

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/11/2008 8:03:00 PM

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27. " You've got to be kidding me...we can't feed the whole tribe on THAT!..."

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/11/2008 8:06:45 PM

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28. "She won't break. OK, the gloves come off. Get me the WillieNelson/Mel Torme Christmas On The Bus CD"

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