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Quality Control - 7/21/2004 4:14:14 PM

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Last week there was a seminar called "Stress and Disease" by Dr. Nickolas Hall, an expert in psychobiology. He gave an example of a coping skill for job stress which I would like to share with you. When you have had one of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT days, try this.

On you way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change into very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package containing the thermometer and remove the thermometer and carefully place it on the bed side table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as you read it you will notice in small print the statement that "Every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested."

Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, "I am so glad that I do not work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company."

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RE: Qality Control - 7/21/2004 9:47:16 PM

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quote:

"I am so glad that I do not work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company."

Hey some here might enjoy that

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RE: Qality Control - 7/22/2004 8:12:30 AM

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Boy gives you a whole meaning to taking it up the ass for the job. Of the thread here could be title the worse job and I have heard there are people job to pregnant cows. They have to wear a rubber glove to do the job and let your imagination run wild. :)

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RE: Qality Control - 7/22/2004 10:33:51 AM

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quote:

Of the thread here could be title the worse job and I have heard there are people job to pregnant cows.

How about the circus employees who clean out the elephants' asses so they don't poop during a performance.

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RE: Quality Control - 7/22/2004 11:42:52 AM

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Ever see that episode of the old Carol Burnett show where she's singing away and a live horse in the background is relieving him/herself? The audience is howling and she's wondering what's so funny, then turns around to look.

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