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JUDGE NOT! - 5/12/2008 2:20:57 PM

LotusSong

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I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.

But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp --
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics and the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.

Herb, who I always thought
Was rotting away in hell,
Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
Looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake.

'And why's everyone so quiet
So somber - give me a clue.'
'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock.
No one thought they'd be seeing you.'

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RE: JUDGE NOT! - 5/12/2008 5:03:40 PM

HypnoticDan

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...because now you the baddest mama jama in god's second kingdom. Out of the way, everybody! Danger comin' through.

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RE: JUDGE NOT! - 5/12/2008 5:07:24 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9pH3VOibI4

Singing about ya here!

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