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ResidentSadist -> -=Blind man says "Hey, you wanna’ hear a blonde joke?" =- (5/12/2008 4:51:47 PM)
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A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna’ hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall,200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna’ tell that joke ?"
… The blind guy thinks a moment and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna’ have to explain it five times."
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