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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 1:21:32 PM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		Hmmmmm. I wonder just how BAD that could actually get..

**Shudders**

All the sudden I played out the Phone call from the authorites

"Yes Mr. *******, I got two girls here with Cucumbers, say they know you and that you would know the reason the have commited the crime they have been arrested for. Bail is set. They say they are sorry."

No I think you may need to drive alone cause it might be the only way to keep you from Mischief till you get back with GT.

Steel

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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 1:38:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		Uh Oh. I said cucumber, too. Does this mean I will be going to Utah? Can GT come with me? I have the feeling she would be great on a road trip.....

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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 2:00:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		sweet if hejira is bringing GT then i dont have to road trip i can just hang at your place with my andi *EFG* and wait for all to arrive

edited for lost words lol


< Message edited by SwtJadedGrl -- 5/13/2008 2:09:10 PM >

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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 2:10:43 PM   
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(Right about now My hejira is breaking into song...)

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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 2:11:54 PM   
SteelofUtah


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SwtJadedGrl, Greedy Top, hejira, andi. ......... I will start eating my Wheaties and taking My Flinstone Vitamins and Taking a Viagra a Day.

Perhaps I didn't think this through .............................



~~Attention Collar Me.~~

I cordially Invite you to my Funeral which should be caused from Dehydration and Heart Failure. Some time between 2 or 4 days after the girls arrive.

I will be needing Pallbearers please sign up soon as I think those wanting to see the look on my face will make spectation difficult for this particular attraction.

For all the horrible things I have done in this life I am sure to be going to hell but with a smile that the devil herself (Greedy Top apparently) couldn't wipe off..... not since she would be partially responsible for putting it there.

I leave Cuffkinks EVERYTHING including andi that way he will be joining me soon cause I would hate to be lonely.

Steel

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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 2:14:52 PM   
subtee


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Status: offline 		I'll pall bear you...

I always get embarrassed when buying cucumbers, which pisses me off because I actually like the taste of them.

Oh, and cucumbers are delicious too.

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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 2:24:24 PM   
SwtJadedGrl


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Status: offline 		wait a minute hold up!!!  why dont i get the girl?  you know i will take really good care of her. lol  and we wouldn't kill you, you just might need some serious medical attention when we are all done.

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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 2:28:21 PM   
Cuffkinks


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah
~~Attention Collar Me.~~

I cordially Invite you to my Funeral which should be caused from Dehydration and Heart Failure. Some time between 2 or 4 days after the girls arrive.

I will be needing Pallbearers please sign up soon as I think those wanting to see the look on my face will make spectation difficult for this particular attraction.

For all the horrible things I have done in this life I am sure to be going to hell but with a smile that the devil herself (Greedy Top apparently) couldn't wipe off..... not since she would be partially responsible for putting it there.

I leave Cuffkinks EVERYTHING including andi that way he will be joining me soon cause I would hate to be lonely.

Steel


Two Zoobles in hell. Hehehe...They don't know what they're in for down there!

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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 2:31:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		woohoo!  me and Hejira on a road trip!!  then us, Jaded and Andi...

oh,my..*fans self*

ok, no fair inspiring puddles when I'm at work (khaki doesn't hide wetness well...)


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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 2:32:58 PM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		Correction my dear brother.

The ONLY two Zoobles in Hell. I don't know that we could really leave the world without a Zooble Heir to the Zooble way of life I think we shall have to find a Dom Arrogant Enough to be the next Zooble.

What do you think?

Steel



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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 2:34:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		I thought onion but then right afterwards thought Rutabaga...hmmmm

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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 2:35:19 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah
~~Attention Collar Me.~~

I cordially Invite you to my Funeral which should be caused from Dehydration and Heart Failure. Some time between 2 or 4 days after the girls arrive.

I will be needing Pallbearers please sign up soon as I think those wanting to see the look on my face will make spectation difficult for this particular attraction.

For all the horrible things I have done in this life I am sure to be going to hell but with a smile that the devil herself (Greedy Top apparently) couldn't wipe off..... not since she would be partially responsible for putting it there.

I leave Cuffkinks EVERYTHING including andi that way he will be joining me soon cause I would hate to be lonely.

Steel


Two Zoobles in hell. Hehehe...They don't know what they're in for down there!


Well guys,
They call corpses Stiffs. Does this mean us gals can service you(or ourselves) posthumously???

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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 2:36:19 PM   
SteelofUtah


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

woohoo!  me and Hejira on a road trip!!  then us, Jaded and Andi...

oh,my..*fans self*

ok, no fair inspiring puddles when I'm at work (khaki doesn't hide wetness well...)




**Thinking really hard**

Okay wait I KNOW something is missing from this equation.... now if only I could figure out what exactly ... Oh Yeah That's it.

Greedy, hunny love muffin sweetiekins ...... where am I in all this.

Somehow I think I just got Screwed and sadly NOT in the way I was shootin for anyway.

Steel

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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 2:37:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19


Well guys,
They call corpses Stiffs. Does this mean us gals can service you(or ourselves) posthumously???


omg lmao  this shouldnt even be funny yet i find myself about to spit water all over the screen


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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 2:38:17 PM   
GreedyTop


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You have no one but yourself to blame, Steel...YOU started this!! LOL


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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 2:38:20 PM   
SteelofUtah


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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Well guys,
They call corpses Stiffs. Does this mean us gals can service you(or ourselves) posthumously???


Lush,

I had NO IDEA you were into that.

I wonder if a dead lay is better for a Woman then it is for a Man cause you know if it isn't I fail to see the attraction

Steel

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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 2:41:06 PM   
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Well guys,
They call corpses Stiffs. Does this mean us gals can service you(or ourselves) posthumously???


Rigor mortis is the tensioning after death of muscles.  Since an erection is caused by blood pressure rather than a muscle, you are out of luck.   However, during the death process men often get an erection.  I guess you gotta grab it while you have a chance

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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 2:42:21 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		John.... should we be worried that you know this? LOL

*waves hi to Libby*


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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 2:44:52 PM   
JohnWarren


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John.... should we be worried that you know this? LOL

*waves hi to Libby*



Observation!  [evil grin]

Libby waves back from her treadmill

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RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here - 5/13/2008 2:47:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		hehehehe  yup his very own greed has done him in  YAY for the labia road trip!!

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