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BlackPhx -> Those Born 1920-1979 (5/14/2008 2:27:11 PM)

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!



First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.



They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.



Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.



We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking



As infants &children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags



Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.



We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.



We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.



We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because,

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!



We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.



No one was able to reach us all day.And we were O.K.



We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.



We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computer's, no Internet or chat rooms.......

WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!



We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.



We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.



We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out very many eyes.



We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!



Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!



The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!



These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!



The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!



If YOU are one of them CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good .

While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave (and lucky) their parents were.



Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!



The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:

'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe
thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the
threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to
take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?'


Poenkitten wondering if the generation that comes along in 20 years will be born in bubble wrap, educated at home to avoid zero tolerance and ever have it's feet touch the ground, touch another human or will have a computer implanted.




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Those Born 1920-1979 (5/14/2008 2:36:10 PM)

This brought back great memories of climbing trees and playing outdoors somewhere on the block.




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Those Born 1920-1979 (5/14/2008 2:41:42 PM)

One more thing that might amuse. i was sitting outside at a party a friend was having. I was talking to a group of people including her mother. She was telling us how she was prescribed amphetamines when she was pregnant with my friend. Back in the early 60's breast feeding was frowned upon along with gaining too much weight. We all said, that explained alot. My friend is very high energy and a type A Aries.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Those Born 1920-1979 (5/14/2008 2:52:08 PM)

I used to be a type A Aries, but my mom is, so I blame genetics! 

I love these lists.......so much about the past really sucked, but there were lots of good things that I miss!




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Those Born 1920-1979 (5/14/2008 2:58:53 PM)

Whos up for a game of jacks or Chinese jump rope?




bbwdommelilith -> RE: Those Born 1920-1979 (5/14/2008 3:18:15 PM)

I LOVE this, and it's so true! However...we may have survived and thrived, but aren't we the same ones who voted in the government that is trading the very right that the founding of our country is based on- freedom- for an unattainable promise of security?
 
Lilith




BlackPhx -> RE: Those Born 1920-1979 (5/14/2008 3:25:49 PM)

Double Dutch if I can find enough self stick bandages to keep my chest from giving me a black eye.

Poenkitten who used to be able to do hot pepper but not sure if she can any more.




Termyn8or -> RE: Those Born 1920-1979 (5/14/2008 3:43:43 PM)

This almost doesn't belong in humor. We have lost alot.

T




BlackPhx -> RE: Those Born 1920-1979 (5/14/2008 4:18:34 PM)

We kinda voted them in...we voted for the only people we were presented with, though I have to wonder what would happen if we held Primary Elections and NO BODY voted, essentially saying to the parties go back and look again this batch ain't nothing but the same old Coke and Pepsi..find us some Lemonade or Ice Tea. There does however seem to be a certain type of person that enjoys sucking at the public teat..the smart ones make it as politicians, earning their salaries as pensions and permanent health care that we pay for not them, the rest end up on welfare, getting our salary contributions as pensions and healthcare we pay for. The smart ones just vote it in for themselves and try to take it away from those who need it.

damn..something funny digressed into politics....sorry

poenkitten




Saratov -> RE: Those Born 1920-1979 (5/14/2008 4:50:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

Double Dutch if I can find enough self stick bandages to keep my chest from giving me a black eye.

Poenkitten who used to be able to do hot pepper but not sure if she can any more.


Maybe a couple of 6-8" elaestic bandages?  Wrapped tight.




DDraigeuraid -> RE: Those Born 1920-1979 (5/14/2008 9:10:48 PM)

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As infants &children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags


I remember driving home from South Dakota to Kansas in a blizzard, standing up between my parents on the front seat, then later climbing back into the small area below the rear window to sleep.  The back seat was full of my sisters.  Heavens, We survived!!
Dragon




MusicalBoredom -> RE: Those Born 1920-1979 (5/15/2008 10:31:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid

I remember driving home from South Dakota to Kansas in a blizzard, standing up between my parents on the front seat, then later climbing back into the small area below the rear window to sleep.  The back seat was full of my sisters.  Heavens, We survived!!
Dragon


That window ledge in the back was my favorite place to ride.  My mom and I have laughed many times about how we would have been mini-missiles if she had stopped too suddenly.  But of course we all had the older version of airbags -- moms arms would shoot straight out ready to catch any flying children whenever she had to stop abruptly.

As far as being out of communication until darkness fell, in our neighbor each mom had a specific way to whistle.  In our minds it could be heard for miles.  Whenever you heard it you ran.  If you didn't show up in some short period of time you were greeted with a mom that had "the look" -- something you wanted to avoid like the plague.




smithfire -> RE: Those Born 1920-1979 (5/15/2008 1:28:14 PM)

Oh god, the mom look. In our house, it was a cow bell, and you better come running when you heard it. My favorite place in the car was the well behind the back seat in the VW Beetles. Anyone else remember that spot?




BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Those Born 1920-1979 (5/15/2008 1:53:32 PM)

Anytime we went on a trip, my Mom would fry up a batch of chicken, wrap it in aluminum foil and it would be placed on the back dash above the back seat...... it would be kept warm by the sun and the smell was shear torture!  Just drooling waiting for lunch time! 

Funny thing is, we never got salmonella poisoning or anything other than very happy tummies full of Mom's fried chicken!





Whiterabbit0117 -> RE: Those Born 1920-1979 (5/18/2008 10:24:01 PM)

Driving across Kansas doing "reasonable and proper" speed on two lane roads, in a car with bias ply tires, drum brakes, a metal dash, no seat belts, no air bags, no crash zone, and no A/C; while mom and dad smoked Camels. Dad could hold his cigarette and drive with one hand while swatting us in the back seat with the other.




Termyn8or -> RE: Those Born 1920-1979 (5/19/2008 12:17:27 AM)

By the time I was fourteen I had driven a car, on the road, and shot a gun. A handgun. Pops said "She kicks like a mule boy", and after I said "That ain't no kick".

It was a Ruger revolver. It was balanced very well. And the car ? A 1968 Merecury Cougar with a V8 and a stick on the floor.

Actually now that I mention it, it reminds me, you are not allowed in my family unless you can drive a stickshift. I am not kidding. And it's not for me to go against a tradition like that.

My Mom bought that green car and days later the water pump shaft broke and did a number on the radiator. She drove the thing steaming to the dealer with a sign "You think you got a lemon, I got a lime". They fixed it.

I thought that the 289 with the stick was fast as I learned how to drive, that is until I got into big blocks.That fucked with my whole world.

And you could find out back then. You have your 'peppy' cars now, but who has found that they still have a passing gear at 105 MPH ?

Them little shitcans can't handle it. They might roll at 100 MPH but they got notihng more.

And I don't care if you got a big SUV with a V20 engine, with the 20 fucking airbags it is not the same.

In the past we lived and we can prove it, you can't. With all this protection in place can you really prove that you should not be dead ? I can.

I have had cars in which I beat motorcycles off the line, and looking back I know this was very dangerous. I was an asshole, but I always had a fast car.

Sometimes it amazes me that I am alive.

T




BlackPhx -> RE: Those Born 1920-1979 (5/19/2008 5:18:15 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

With all this protection in place can you really prove that you should not be dead ? I can.

T


And if you total a Checker Marathon (try getting one these days) you REALLY did something wrong.

poenkitten (who always wanted one)




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Those Born 1920-1979 (5/19/2008 5:35:58 AM)

something else to add:

if we did something wrong and a neighbor saw, our parents knew it BEFORE we got home.

neighborhoods were actually neighborhoods where everyone knew everyone and their kids.






kitarina -> RE: Those Born 1920-1979 (5/24/2008 4:40:10 AM)

i was just a smidge behind yall. born in the 80s. i had to grow up with all the crappy changes goin on lol.




christine1 -> RE: Those Born 1920-1979 (5/24/2008 4:48:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel

Anytime we went on a trip, my Mom would fry up a batch of chicken, wrap it in aluminum foil and it would be placed on the back dash above the back seat...... it would be kept warm by the sun and the smell was shear torture!  Just drooling waiting for lunch time! 

Funny thing is, we never got salmonella poisoning or anything other than very happy tummies full of Mom's fried chicken!




we did something similar to this...i love road trips to this day, but now it's a can of slim jims and gas station coffee, that is the only time i'll drink gas station coffee.

i remember eating mushrooms that grew in the lawn when i was a kid and i was always fine.  that actually could explain a few things now that i think about it rofl.




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