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YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 12:51:55 PM

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Our longtime poster, YDN, is blue today.

Let's make Him turn...........RED! Red w/embarassment, Red w/happiness! I'll start.........Peek-a-boo!!!

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RE: YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 2:28:13 PM

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I'll donate with a joke
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A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Bond explains, " It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

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RE: YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 2:44:14 PM

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Ok, that was good, RS..LOL!!

YDN?? *tacklefuck*

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RE: YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 2:44:55 PM

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Let me get the camera rolling for that one
good thing I can operate it one-handed

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RE: YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 2:57:19 PM

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quote:

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Let me get the camera rolling for that one

You said your camera was broken.

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RE: YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 2:58:03 PM

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camcorder vs digital camera?

if ya dont believe that I am willing to argue until nothing makes any sense!!!!

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RE: YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 2:59:35 PM

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OH MY FREAKIN GOD! Asher is my ex-husband.

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RE: YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 3:06:06 PM

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nahhh, not unless you hate Orgazmo :P

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RE: YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 3:15:08 PM

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I love Orgasmo.

YDN

I have it on good accord if you make it st St George there is a Cavalcade of Sub's/Top's/Girlie Girls on thier way come on over have a Cigar and enjoy the Beauty of Southern Utah.

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RE: YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 3:18:29 PM

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YDK... I will send my wife over to make you feel better, and if that doesnt make you feel better, apparently you have met her (ba-dum-cha)

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RE: YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 3:20:39 PM

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YDN....this thread is from the Collarme guys that care about you. You have friends here!!

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RE: YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 3:23:39 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

Our longtime poster, YDN, is blue today.

Let's make Him turn...........RED! Red w/embarassment, Red w/happiness! I'll start.........Peek-a-boo!!!

i can't be outdone by Potsie...

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RE: YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 3:27:00 PM

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This phrase can make almost anyone smile..................................

"Holy Galloping Ass-ponies!"

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RE: YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 3:30:45 PM

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Huggles all the wonderful subbies, gropes them just for fun...

thanks guys...i appreciate it!!
it does help

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RE: YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 3:44:42 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

This phrase can make almost anyone smile..................................

"Holy Galloping Ass-ponies!"

dammit,Asher...Mt Dew...through the nose HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 3:48:40 PM

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that it does

another one, less funny

"Who in the fruit and fiber are you?"

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RE: YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 3:55:22 PM

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Read this comic. it will make you laugh and is pretty short

http://www.interrobangstudios.com/comics-display.php?strip_id=60

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RE: YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 3:55:25 PM

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I want some bewbage..lol...

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RE: YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 3:57:23 PM

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Hey YDN, sorry to hear you're feeling blue. This one's just for you, sweetie. *hugs and a quick grope*

"Blue (Da Ba De)"

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around
Cos he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

Inside and outside blue his house
With the blue little window and a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around cause he aint got
Nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I'm blue (if I was green I would die)

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RE: YourDomNow.........Lift His Sprits! - 5/15/2008 4:16:30 PM

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I want some bewbage..lol...

Since it is the only thing you have asked for:
your want has been noted.

Go see what the bewbage fairy brought you.

edited for omitting crucial info

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