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-=God lined up all males and all females=- - 5/19/2008 5:57:25 PM

ResidentSadist

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When God was creating the human race, he lined up all the males on one side and all the females opposite. Then he asked, "Which of your species would like to urinate standing up?"

Well, the males went crazy, shouting that they wanted to pee standing up.

"Fine", says God, "Women get multiple orgasms"

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RE: -=God lined up all males and all females=- - 5/19/2008 8:51:44 PM

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RE: -=God lined up all males and all females=- - 5/20/2008 5:51:46 AM

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And then she invented dong shaped foods.. and Ivory carvings, later adding in batteries.

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RE: -=God lined up all males and all females=- - 5/20/2008 11:03:59 AM

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And on the 7th day god said

"Yeah, you're all on your own now."

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RE: -=God lined up all males and all females=- - 5/21/2008 12:50:25 AM

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I now understand you name!

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