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-=woman finds her husband was not in their bed=- - 5/19/2008 5:59:07 PM   
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee
in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his
coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued... "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......"I would have gotten out today."

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RE: -=woman finds her husband was not in their bed=- - 5/19/2008 6:39:08 PM   
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LMAO!!

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RE: -=woman finds her husband was not in their bed=- - 5/19/2008 8:53:08 PM   
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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RE: -=woman finds her husband was not in their bed=- - 5/19/2008 10:35:36 PM   
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ROTFLMAO

Now THAT'S funny!

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RE: -=woman finds her husband was not in their bed=- - 5/20/2008 5:47:37 AM   
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and then your Honor..I hit him.

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RE: -=woman finds her husband was not in their bed=- - 5/20/2008 6:28:24 AM   
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"So, please, baby: don't make me pick up the soap any more."

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RE: -=woman finds her husband was not in their bed=- - 5/20/2008 7:57:07 AM   
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That was funny

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RE: -=woman finds her husband was not in their bed=- - 5/21/2008 12:49:21 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

and then your Honor..I hit him.

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H i t   him ... you are far more generous than I

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RE: -=woman finds her husband was not in their bed=- - 5/21/2008 2:01:09 PM   
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lol lol too funny

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RE: -=woman finds her husband was not in their bed=- - 5/22/2008 10:13:17 AM   
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I loved that one so much I called my mom and told her. 

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RE: -=woman finds her husband was not in their bed=- - 6/8/2008 3:16:12 PM   
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but on the down side- he didn't get to enjoy as much jailhouse anal.....

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RE: -=woman finds her husband was not in their bed=- - 6/9/2008 12:02:47 AM   
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LMAO

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