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ResidentSadist -> -=Dogs and Doms=- (5/19/2008 6:39:43 PM)
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How dogs and Doms are the same:
Neither understands what you see in cats.
Both like dominance games.
Neither does any dishes.
Both fart shamelessly.
Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both mark their territory.
Neither tells you what's bothering them.
The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
How dogs are better than Doms:
Dogs understand what "no" means.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
You can train a dog.
Dogs are easy to buy for.
The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas (okay, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
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