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-=Why God Made Eve That Way=- - 5/19/2008 6:55:41 PM

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-=Why God Made Eve That Way=-
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman meant to him and how blessed he felt to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.

Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you would always want to look at her.

Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you would always want to touch her.

Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you would always want to be near her.

Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.

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RE: -=Why God Made Eve That Way=- - 5/19/2008 8:47:07 PM

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Just remember, women are smarter among our other wonderous atributes. :P

Ok, so blondes are the exception. {giggles}

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