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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 10:59:29 PM   
GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

Just gt this email, not sure if it counts or not:

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*laffs*
I read your forum bit about things to do in a goth club... ya know if it wasn't for goth clubs there'd be no place for a fat ass like you to go except insane. You need to lose a minimum of 25 lbs, and try to control your desperation. don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Cheers,

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Fat ass?? good lord... Desperate?  HAH!
methinks someone was 'projecting'..... LOL

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 11:03:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		I dunno, the kid (read 18 yr old) claims to be 89 lbs and 5 feet tall, at least by profile (no pics to back it up, maybe the camera couldnt see her)

BTW just realized I can get exactly what I sent in reply:

One, It is difficult to argue with what one cannot see, so at the risk that you are exactly as anorexic as you claim to be, I must offer you a steak should you ever be in town, for I do hate to see a wimmen go hungry

Two. Thanks for the laugh, and the assertion that having fun is indeed a sign of deperation :P

Three. Could you see a skinny God Of Cokiedom? I wouldn believe him meself

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 11:13:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		I feel like I'm the queen of the weird emails.  I also had the man who wanted me to burn his balls off.  (I had to remind him that this is a game that only gets played once.)  I had a man who wanted me to bury him in the sand in a gas mask with a special funnel in it that I could scat into.  Then there was the Dom that offered me the job of his office manager, and live in Switch, but if I didn't please him at home I would lose the job.  (I was foolish enough to believe the job offer was real at first!)  I had one sub have me help him design a mechanism so that a heavy ball would swing on a wire and hit him in the stomach unexpectedly - he was only on cam, not real time, and wanted someone to watch his face as the ball hit him.  I have been asked to blackmail people, to cuckhold them, to be in a three way with their dog, to move in with a bi and a gay and let the gay be my fluffer and make the bi have sex with me up to five times a day, a Dom who wanted me to take him to a porn shop and force him to suck a man through a glory hole, another Dom that wanted me to scat on a plate and then set it between us as we ate dinner together, and many others.

What's strange enough to me is that I am clear that I am an internet only Domme.  Most of the emails I get talk about when we meet in real life.  Um, I am internet only because I don't WANT to meet them in real life.  (I am a switch, and I say in my profile that I save my real time for my Master.)  The other weird thing is that most of the people that contact me assume that I love their kink; and the range is huge. 


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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/24/2008 2:40:21 AM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/24/2008 6:30:35 AM   
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Hmmm... I was considering posting my weirdest contact, but how the hell can I follow, much less beat, RS's post?  Game over, he wins :)

We want to hear yours.   It’s not a contest. 

If it was, you’d see all that whole “castrate me Mistress” crowd.  My Mistress friend was getting annoyed with one guy and put him on the phone with me… I told him when I was done I’d staple the wound shut!  He never called her again.    

Come on now, even leather gets those “chop a titty requests”.  Tell us your story. 



Ok RS, but if it was a contest, I still think you'd win

There was the guy with a horse ranch in Montana (or some such faraway place) who invited me to join him in the 'quieter life' as his 24/7 slave.  Nice offer I suppose, but it was his first cmail to me ...

Another demanded "complete and total, unqualified, submission and obedience" from me.  When I made reference to my limits and need for a safeword he replied that a safeword was unnecessary as he would determine my limits.  Oh my. ...

Then there was the one who had a chloroform/rape 'play' fetish. He wanted me to come to his house.  When I didn't reply, he suggested we meet in a public place, where he could follow me out to my car.  You can guess the rest.  Apparently, he doesn't want a sub, he wants someone to help him hone his illegal activity skills.

Last time I looked, my profile says I'm new, not stupid.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/24/2008 7:51:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		I chatted some years ago with a guy that had a penchant for delighting ladies with the written word. During a conversation he began telling me about a story he was writing which featured a woman venturing into a cave, getting lost and as time wore on she settled down to conserve energy only to dream that her body was being caressed by a multitude of snails that were crawling over her, working their way underneath her loose clothing... He was a lovely irish lad and got off on 'weirding' women out - until I told him how turned on I was by his story.

The nuttiest one has to be a guy in Texas who claimed to be in love with me after just two online chats and one phone conversation. He hired a P.I. in an attempt at uncovering my personal identification so that he could come over to the UK and kill me when it became apparent I did not share his delusions and would not be flying over to fuck him rectally with a baseball bat. This is a guy that was applying for his licence to practice as a psychiatrist (all of which I know to be true). He failed in his application due to a spell in hospital following a failed suicide bid - as a result of his detective's failure to provide my identification. The last I heard he was taking his spite out on chubby females in my honour. Lovely chap!

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/24/2008 9:20:22 AM   
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1- I got yet another “rape and torture girl in front of her guy” request today. 
2 - …and, after a 8 or 9 month hiatus, the no limits “mom slave & sub daughter” team are back and hit me up under their new screen name.  Two years now they been around.  They get a new name then shoot me an introductory.  I think they would remember my name, it hasn't changed.  The first time around Mom slave chatted with me or my slave almost daily for a week or two. 
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ORIGINAL: tsatske
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And then there was the chick with breast cancer who wrote asking me to cut her tits off.  I thought she was bluffing and called her on it… we ended up talking and she was serious.  She was vain, she was gonna’ loose her pride and joy titties and wanted them to go out in glory on film.

I really don't wanna be the one to pop your bubble on this one, RS, but i really think that same woman talked to my Ex=Master - and i have been released from him for nearly 5 years. (i mean, they talked while i was his - so, a bit ago) she say she had her docs permission, since it wouldn't matter anyway? did he say, if you wanted to literally bite pieces off, rinse with listerine first to sterilize your mouth? did she have a surgery date that she wanted it done right before?

<shrug> just asking.

In that time frame, fall of 2002 – spring 2003 I got hit on yahoo by someone who wanted their tits “flayed” and they were concerned with or knowledgeable about medical details.  I don’t remember much else though.  Perhaps I just didn’t get as far as your ex-Master? 

I do remember that one of the ‘chop a titty’ girls from the 2000 era had an area code from Illinois…  Chicago if I recall. 

It wouldn’t surprise me too much if the Cancer Girl was a just a fixated repeater.  I have a couple ‘chop a titty stalkers’.  Like the “burn my balls” or “castrate me” crowd, it’s a real weird bunch.  No she didn’t say she had doctor’s permission or mention a surgery date.  But then again, I may not have gotten as far as your ex did.
 
One of the repeaters is easy to spot.  They always make a new screen name in CAPS and it always has the word BOOB or TiT and HUGE or BIG in it.  They send Asian pictures, they always want permanent disfigurement and approach under the “no limits” banner.  On my first go around years ago when I was in Sarasota. she said she was in Daytona coincidentally.  Since then she migrated her persona to various locations including San Diego.  She is nearly impossible to talk with her because her fixation is so annoying.  If I said “nice weather” she would say “nice weather to go chop a titty in” (not exactly but you get the drift).  She would hound me at AOL and bondage.com when I used to be active there.  Sound familiar anyone?

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/24/2008 1:22:17 PM   
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Damnit, Jesus got in on the kinky train apparently.


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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/24/2008 3:29:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

"god does not approve of dominent women, you should submit to me or you go to hell"

Damnit, Jesus got in on the kinky train apparently.



Ya know Jesus is the one twue way... said so himself :P

(by the end of the day I know im going to hell :P)

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/24/2008 7:12:28 PM   
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Another demanded "complete and total, unqualified, submission and obedience" from me.  When I made reference to my limits and need for a safeword he replied that a safeword was unnecessary as he would determine my limits.  Oh my. ...


see. this is the perfect example of what makes most of the nutjobs, nutjobs. Not all of them - some requests are just so effing wierd they legitamately qualify as nutjobs all on their own.
But most of them want to do something that, well, someone out there wants to do with them. But why would you share it with me on your very first email? why would you ask a complete and total stranger to fulfill all your deepest, most secret (or, apperently, not secret) fantasies?
geez. i have trouble sharing my deepest fantasies with my Master. (well, that is because i am such a sick, perverted puppy that my deepest fantasies are fit only for fantasdom, not for acting on. And, Master has a habit of figuring out how to act on them. scary man.)

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/24/2008 7:16:12 PM   
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"god does not approve of dominent women, you should submit to me or you go to hell"


O/our Sunday School teacher said i am the boss. (I remind Master of that at least once a week. but he has not converted yet, and I am still the one in the skirts and the heels. <grin>. And He still doesn't highlight his hair. <a Brad Paisley refrence, for the shit-kicker fans>)

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/24/2008 7:18:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

Ya know Jesus is the one twue way... said so himself :P

(by the end of the day I know im going to hell :P)


Omg!!

Hahahaha... grats on being the first post on CM to make me actually laugh out loud... hehehe >.<


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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/24/2008 7:18:44 PM   
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"god does not approve of dominent women, you should submit to me or you go to hell"

Damnit, Jesus got in on the kinky train apparently.



Potential reply: Honey, submitting to you would be hell.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/24/2008 11:14:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		For fuck's sake...  I finally have something to go on this thread (and I was feeling all warm and fuzzy, watching the thread from the outside). 

I was asked if I would consider keeping this particular sub in a cage, with no means of escape - even in the event of an emergency (like a fire), and go out with Daddy for the night, leaving her behind, in the cage, knowing that she cannot be a part of the activity that I am having with Him.  I'm not one to judge a person's kink, but that doesn't even sound rational, much less sane.  I could just see the fire marshall and police chief now... 

Them:  "Ms. Redhead, we seem to have found a burnt corpse, in a locked cage, on the second floor."
Me:  "You mean the hamster cage in Thing 2's room?"
Them:  "Um, no.  Please come with us to the station while we ask you a few questions."

edited for clarity

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/24/2008 11:21:03 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/25/2008 1:46:37 AM   
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And one who contacted Master, out of the blue and in all sincerity, and offered a goodly sum to rent me for the weekend!

THAT WAS ME!!


Re-submit your offer. We can always negetioate in good faith.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/25/2008 1:54:07 AM   
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Status: offline 		Re Ash and his "fat ass", I have seen the boys naked baked goods in the shower and there is NOTHING fat assed about him!!! On the contrary, after a few minutes of staring, my knickers fell off. So there.

I get weird emails, but not of the calibre the other posters get. I feel a little left out now.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/25/2008 2:41:34 AM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/25/2008 6:50:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		actually, although i have gotten real 'nutjob' emails - and even entered into perfectly pleasant penpalships with a couple of certified 'nutjobs' (being i am certifiably insane my own self) - the ones i honestly find strangest are the half a dozen or so (honestly) who, each, email every few months. they each have one exact letter they write me, it's different for each one, but it is generally one, misspelled line. like, one of them always says 'Damnnnnn, you are hottttt' (excess letters his, not mine). over and over again. and each time i respond, cause i have a rule that i respond to all emails, at least unless and until they get so offensive that i am forced to block someone. so i write a paragraph or two - nice getting to know you stuff, ending with an invitation to correspond if they'd like, and Masters email if they wish to write him. and then i don't hear from them, for a couple of months, and then - the SAME email.
what is that about? really, i wonder if they have the email in question on macro.
and one submale who wrote me what seemed like a nice, fairly normal letter. so i wrote him back, nice and chatty. he wrote me another copy of the same letter. i responded again. then he wrote to say 'i guess you are too stuck up to respond to a submale, huh?'
huh? i though maybe his filters were catching me and he just didn't know it - but my letters to him showed up marked 'read'.
but CMs chat and email clients do flake out sometimes. Master and i met here, and i never received a single email he wrote me. we would have never hooked up but for, miracle of miracles, the first night he tried to write me, CM chat decided to work, and we exchanged phone numbers. otherwise, i'd still be an unowned little slut.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/26/2008 7:44:53 AM   
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