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Random thoughts - 5/27/2008 2:45:18 PM   
Aanakaris


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Love is grand; Divorce is a hundred grand.

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Time may be a great healer but it's a lousy beautician.

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember, amateurs built the arc, professionals build the Titanic.

Concience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Politicians and Diapers have one thing in common. They both should be changed regularily and for the same reason.

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true.

There will always be death and taxes, however death doesn't get worse every year.

Dijon Vu - the same mustard as before.

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

If you always hit the bulls eye every time, then your target is too near.

Practice safe eating, always use condiments.

A day without sunshine is like night.

If marriage is outlawed then only outlaws will have inlaws.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.

Life not only begins at 40, it also begins to show. If you think pushing 40 is tough, try dragging it behind you.

It's frustrating to know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you any questions.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at a really tempting moment.

You don't stop laughing because you grew old. You grew old because you stopped laughing.
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RE: Random thoughts - 5/27/2008 6:44:28 PM   
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You don't stop laughing because you grew old. You grew old because you stopped laughing.

so so true!

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RE: Random thoughts - 5/27/2008 11:18:16 PM   
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i had heard of them, yet reading them was so refreshing

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RE: Random thoughts - 5/27/2008 11:26:28 PM   
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WTF purpose do mosquitos serve??

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RE: Random thoughts - 5/27/2008 11:35:54 PM   
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Why the hell are there brail buttons on a drive through ATM machine?

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RE: Random thoughts - 5/27/2008 11:52:48 PM   
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Why do the people setting up detour signs seem to almost never have a grasp on the actual street system their detouring around/too?

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RE: Random thoughts - 5/28/2008 1:51:02 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Why do the people setting up detour signs seem to almost never have a grasp on the actual street system their detouring around/too?


but they do ... they run a book on who will take the longest to get back to where they should have been before the detour ... i thought everyone new that!
really!

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RE: Random thoughts - 5/28/2008 6:02:15 AM   
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ahh!! silly me ;)

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RE: Random thoughts - 5/28/2008 11:51:24 AM   
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Wonderful.  thanks!

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RE: Random thoughts - 5/28/2008 12:44:37 PM   
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Ummmm without Mosquitos Man would have taken far longer to invent the syringe never imagining that blood could be drawn without cutting into the skin?

Poenkitten (who personally thinks they were invented just to drive man inside to live and force him to invent air conditioning) 

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