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Hunting Humor - 5/29/2008 5:02:32 PM

Aanakaris

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down; I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, and then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Okay, now what?"

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RE: Hunting Humor - 5/29/2008 5:44:49 PM

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LMFAO.....gawd!

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RE: Hunting Humor - 5/30/2008 1:44:26 AM

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ORIGINAL: Aanakaris

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down; I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, and then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Okay, now what?"

Great thinking, Aanakaris...now Cheney has another excuse to go hunting with buddies!

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RE: Hunting Humor - 5/30/2008 8:38:39 AM

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quote:

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ORIGINAL: Aanakaris

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down; I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, and then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Okay, now what?"

Great thinking, Aanakaris...now Cheney has another excuse to go hunting with buddies!

So long as Cheney doesn't go hunting with his cousin, Barak.
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RE: Hunting Humor - 5/30/2008 10:10:59 PM

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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RE: Hunting Humor - 5/30/2008 11:37:02 PM

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Love it!!!!!!!!

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RE: Hunting Humor - 5/31/2008 5:54:30 AM

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Singing to the tune of the Presidential Anthem:

Dick Chaney loves me,
He wants to take me hunting...

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RE: Hunting Humor - 6/7/2008 8:15:05 PM

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hee hee- that would be me....

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