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DesFIP -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 6:34:23 AM)
Bet everybody who knows him is running to get their car detailed, just in case theirs was one of his casual encounters.

mistoferin -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 6:36:27 AM)
Now we know what this guy is REALLY doing [sm=car.gif]

kittinSol -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 6:37:45 AM)
When the car starts rockin', don't bother knockin'.

Lashra -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 7:26:51 AM)
Please someone throw on the brakes and steer this guy into the right direction. [sm=sex.gif][sm=sex.gif] ~Lashra

kittinSol -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 7:30:00 AM)
Who do you think will have him after this [:D] ?

celticlord2112 -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 7:44:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Who do you think will have him after this [:D] ? General Motors

DianeB -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 7:51:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY Well, if you do, should we be practicing "Your kink is not my kink, but that's OK?" [:)] Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars Last Updated: 1:23PM BST 21/05/2008 A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles. Read the whole story. Firm I love my cars but, not that much... Diane

sirsholly -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 8:41:05 AM)
this dude needs to be wheeled to the closest psych unit....

happypervert -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 8:49:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MstrObjectmaker Short answer......NO!!! I love my Bike! Lol Aha . . . I read about you in this article.

mistoferin -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 8:55:09 AM)
OK, I think this thread proves it. Some guys will fuck just about anything that moves.

FirmhandKY -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 9:03:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin OK, I think this thread proves it. Some guys will fuck just about anything that moves. Why does it have to be able to move? [:D] Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post' By Bonnie Malkin Last Updated: 1:28AM GMT 07/03/2008 Firm

sirsholly -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 9:06:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin OK, I think this thread proves it. Some guys will fuck just about anything that moves. Why does it have to be able to move? [:D] Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post' By Bonnie Malkin Last Updated: 1:28AM GMT 07/03/2008 Firm sings....you...you light up myyyyyyyyy life...*[sm=dancer.gif]

FirmhandKY -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 9:15:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin OK, I think this thread proves it. Some guys will fuck just about anything that moves. Why does it have to be able to move? [:D] Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post' By Bonnie Malkin Last Updated: 1:28AM GMT 07/03/2008 sings....you...you light up myyyyyyyyy life...[sm=dancer.gif] Talk about post*-coital bliss ...

sirsholly -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 9:18:36 AM)
there is no way i can top that one....[:D][:D][:D]

abcbsex -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 9:20:35 AM)
I think some of my local radio DJ's are on this site... because just a couple days ago they had a segment that featured all these guys... as well as a guy who had a thing for traffic cones.

Aynne -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 9:31:38 AM)
Ha ha ha ha ha..ewww[:'(] quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Firm, you only gave us a trunkated version of the story. The man's into helicopters as well: quote: But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf. Which reminds me of a certain poster here [:D] .

subtee -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 9:52:03 AM)
This thread is racy...and enlightening.

sirsholly -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 9:57:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee This thread is racy...and enlightening. hands subtee the Pun award.....[sm=champ.gif]

subtee -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 9:58:58 AM)
Thank you Holly I can't believe I called "nerd" on CMers in another thread... ~blushes~

MstrObjectmaker -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 10:17:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: happypervert quote: ORIGINAL: MstrObjectmaker Short answer......NO!!! I love my Bike! Lol Aha . . . I read about you in this article. Aha..........mines a motorBike, not a bicycle......... But then you probably guessed that already......... If I was going to have sex with it, I would do it in the privacy of my garage..........some axle grease and I'd be away...... I've had sex on my bike before now but never with it.........unless you count the time I got steamin' drunk and...........[8D] My question is why would anybody be put on the sex offenders list for having sex with an inanimate object??.........I mean an inanimate object doesn't have any rights under the law......surely??[sm=jaw.gif]

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