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things learned from cats >^..^< ... - 6/2/2008 1:12:48 PM   
phoenixinchains


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* Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.

* If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard until you do. 

* When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.

* Always find a good patch of sun to nap in. 

* Nap often. 

* When in trouble, just purr and look cute. 

* Life is hard, and then you nap. 

* Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours. 

* When in doubt, cop an attitude. 

* Variety is the spice of Life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them. 

* Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there. 

* Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.

* Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care."

* When you have something important to say, try to say it in the dead of night when you're SURE everyone's
sleeping. There's no better way to get the attention you deserve.

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RE: things learned from cats >^..^< ... - 6/2/2008 1:30:08 PM   
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RE: things learned from cats >^..^< ... - 6/2/2008 2:12:59 PM   
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RE: things learned from cats >^..^< ... - 6/2/2008 5:09:06 PM   
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RE: things learned from cats >^..^< ... - 6/2/2008 5:54:51 PM   
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Two words.........Self Reliance!!

Having had 11 farm cats living in the house at some point or other.

The last of those eleven originals died recently, but he was a survivor right upto the end. He will and is greatly missed by everyone!

And everyone of those cat traits you mentioned are so true......

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RE: things learned from cats >^..^< ... - 6/2/2008 9:30:46 PM   
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RE: things learned from cats >^..^< ... - 6/2/2008 10:00:38 PM   
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RE: things learned from cats >^..^< ... - 6/2/2008 10:01:09 PM   
GreedyTop


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(and it's not Cleo.. it's Gracious doing it.. and Amos has worms.. *sigh* time to visit the vet)

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RE: things learned from cats >^..^< ... - 6/2/2008 10:32:04 PM   
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RE: things learned from cats >^..^< ... - 6/2/2008 10:33:15 PM   
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RE: things learned from cats >^..^< ... - 6/2/2008 10:52:30 PM   
phoenixinchains


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Status: offline 		Genesis Reworded

On the first day of creation, God created the cat....
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat....
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as
potential food for the cat....

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor
for the good of the cat....
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might
or might not play with it....
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat
healthy and the man broke....
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to scoop the litterbox....

Yes, it's a cat's world after all. Amen!


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RE: things learned from cats >^..^< ... - 6/2/2008 11:15:35 PM   
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RE: things learned from cats >^..^< ... - 6/3/2008 10:30:36 AM   
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Sorry to hear GT..it's probably revenge for leaving them to go to the UK for vacation. I swear they do it deliberately.

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RE: things learned from cats >^..^< ... - 6/3/2008 11:54:38 AM   
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Cats and Dogs ~~ The GOD Debate
 
A Dog Ponders
 
They Feed me
They Give me a Place to Sleep
They pet me
They clean up my Poo
They give me thier own food sometimes
They try to teach me new things
They Love me
They must be Gods.
 
A Cat Ponders
 
They Feed me
They Give me a Place to Sleep
They pet me
They clean up my Poo
They give me thier own food sometimes
They try to teach me new things
They Love me
I must be God.


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RE: things learned from cats >^..^< ... - 6/3/2008 12:12:47 PM   
phoenixinchains


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RE: things learned from cats >^..^< ... - 6/3/2008 3:16:01 PM   
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Thats very good...I like that......

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RE: things learned from cats >^..^< ... - 6/3/2008 7:01:54 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Leatherist

A furball hawked up into a shoe is worth ten on the rug.



ROFLMAO!!!!!
Ohhhh, that is just toooo funny!!  (and true....)



Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods.
They have not forgotten this...
 
 
The difference between cats and dogs --
Dogs have 'owners'.
Cats have 'staff'.




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RE: things learned from cats >^..^< ... - 6/7/2008 7:52:48 PM   
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