ResidentSadist
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From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel
ponders employing a resident sadist to come cook for me. i'm tired of cooking for one. do you have a try before you buy scheme? do you come with that sexy goatee/beard still? how expensive are you?
Yes, I still keep my beard trimmed tight and neat. If my business doesn’t pick up, I’ll take that job.
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ORIGINAL: cjan
Of course, I cook as well. I find rinsing the pots and pans under hot running water in the sink works well to get the chunks off. No soap, please, it leaves an unpleasant , um, soapy residue. What remains just adds layers of flavor to the next dish on the menu.
Sounds like my cast iron cookware. It seems thicker now than when I first bought it.
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ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
Cjan.... bro... I cook!!! That means many pots and pans + 1 cup, 1 plate etc.
OMG, a man who cooks, can You teach a class perhaps? Then "tries" and clean up afterwards! OH WOW, a dream come true! Actually I manage to succeed at both cooking and cleaning. However, having a real live sadist in the house isn’t always a dream come true!
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ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72
Oh yea, RS, i volunteer to be punished for this act. Even if i wasn't there!
OK, just say “mea culpa”. Then go get in that petty red cage I just set up.
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ORIGINAL: darchChylde
i am the dishwasher... using the house hold appliance means prewashing the dishes, loading the dishwasher, unloading the dishwasher, washing the dishes, drying the dishes and putting the dishes away... i can avoid 3 steps just by plain doing the dishes right, one time at the sink
I’m with you on that. If it’s a small load I just wash them too. Hence the reason the dish soap was handy in the first place.
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ORIGINAL: soul2share
[trimmed] I do have one question for the cooking males out there.....why, please, tell me, WHY does it take EVERY pot and pan in the cupboard to heat up a can of spaghetti sauce and some pasta????
Even if you should you happen to be trapped using canned spaghetti sauce instead of making it from Roma tomatoes that were hand picked by your slaves, you will need to dirty several pans and other instruments.
1 – CUTTING BOARD - You need to use the cutting board to clean, smash and mince the fresh garlic. You also need to chop the green peppers, onions, fresh basil and fresh parsley.
2 – IRON SKILLET #1 - You need a big iron skillet to properly sear the beef and give it a nice flavor. Also precooking the garlic by adding it to the frying beef allows you to use more than twice as much compared to raw garlic.
3 – IRON SKILLET #2 – While beef is being browned, in another large iron skillet, clarify the onions and brown the edges green peppers.
4 – CERAMIC COATED SAUCEPAN – Because tomatoes are so acidic, you can taste when they have been exposed to steel and oxidize. That is why you use one of those old fashioned blue speckled ceramic pots. Add canned sauce, beef, onions, garlic, green peppers, fresh basil, fresh parsley & dried oregano, salt and cracked pepper.
5 – STAINLESS STEEL POT – Boil water, add salt, olive oil and those nice durum semolina wheat noodles.
6 – GARLIC SQUEEZER – Now that the sauce almost done, it is time to taste it and make any last minute changes, like adding some zest with fresh squeezed garlic.
7 – STRAINER – Now you drain the noodles and add a dash of oil to stop them from sticking. Some like to add pepper to the noodles at this stage.
8 – GRATER – You will need a cheese grater to garnish the sauce before you serve the meal, either a flat one or a crank driven drum type.
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild
Sorry soul2share but it takes 2 pots. One pot for the spaghetti and a second pot to warm up the sauce!
I’d be happy if I only used just 2 pots much less some way to do it with one??? Nuke the sauce, boil noodles, serve & pray your you can’t taste what you just did???
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ORIGINAL: phoenixinchains
i donno.... though ellusive,,, sight of man doing dishes is sexiest sight on earth.
yes, many things get wet...
Well.. I was naked but I don’t think bending over with bull sized balls swinging while I wiped up the floor was very sexy. Many girls think men washing dishes are sexy…. because we are doing their work for them it turns them on!
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