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You All Are Safe - 6/3/2008 9:31:26 AM

LotusSong

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My husband has retired. He is no longer driving the freeway.

Please be advised that all the pin-heads, idiots, shit-for-brains, assholes and sweeeeeeeeeet sonnabitches are now on their own.

He will no longer be on your bumper telling you how to drive.

His horn has fallen silent.

His tires no longer screech to a stop as he swerves around you and slams on the brakes in front of you “to teach you a lesson” because you didn’t get on the freeway from the on ramp quick enough.

I know you will miss him.

< Message edited by LotusSong -- 6/3/2008 9:32:04 AM >

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RE: You All Are Safe - 6/3/2008 10:20:43 AM

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Don't worry he has thousands of brothers to keep up the effort

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RE: You All Are Safe - 6/3/2008 10:41:31 AM

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ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

Don't worry he has thousands of brothers to keep up the effort
poenkitten

Know the really sad part? This is a true statement. Hubby DID retire yesterday and is no longer on the freeway for 80 miles roundtrip :)

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RE: You All Are Safe - 6/5/2008 7:58:47 AM

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Oh my Stars and Garters..you poor dear...go on vacation immediately without him, do not return until he has learned how to stay out of the house and your way for a minimum of 8 hours a day. Either that or prepare to have him completely reorganize you...your schedule, your cabinets, etc as he goes stir crazy..

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RE: You All Are Safe - 6/5/2008 9:15:20 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

Oh my Stars and Garters..you poor dear...go on vacation immediately without him, do not return until he has learned how to stay out of the house and your way for a minimum of 8 hours a day. Either that or prepare to have him completely reorganize you...your schedule, your cabinets, etc as he goes stir crazy..

poenkitten (sending hugs)

I can't..he likes to cook (he makes some mean ribs!) and helps me clean.

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RE: You All Are Safe - 6/7/2008 7:43:25 PM

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well, I'm still driving so beware!!!!!

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