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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 1:54:10 PM

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OMG!!!!! I'M CHANNELING HOLLY!!!!!!!

I'm cooking some hamburger for my lasagne....put it in a pot, on the burner, and turn it on.....except I turn on the rear burner, which has the soon to be mailed Christmas cards I'd done for everyone...well, ya won't be getting tHem cuz they are now a soggy mess in the sink....I SET THE THINGS ON FIRE!!!!!!!! Jesus H. Christ...now the place reeks of burnt paper.....can ya'll believe this????? Holly, I lubs ya to death, but GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!

I have NEVER done anything like this in the kitchen before.......

if it is any comfort...i did it with a plastic coffee container on the burner. When i realized what i did i picked up the coffee, but the bottom of the container was gone and the coffee went everywhere and continued to burn. Talk about a smell!!!!!!

So...lets see....you hurt yourself and caught the kitchen on fire......
I LUBS YOU!!!!!!!

but get thy ass to a doctor...seriously

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 2:09:12 PM

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So much excitement today!!!

I be home, eh, headachy (must be the weather) and unhappiness in the tummy. But don't expect to post in that thread...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 2:13:16 PM

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aww damn Thorn...we wanted details!!!

Seriously...feel better

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 2:27:17 PM

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*thumpity...thump...thump.....THUD*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 2:31:10 PM

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Good afternoon, Pots!!!!!
HOLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!!!! (My foot hurts!) I'm sowwy, but you were the first person I thought of as I was pulling the little razor prongs outta the bottom of my foot...watching the blood and trying not to throw up or pass out in the shower.........damn things went right into the muscle of the side of my foot...can't barely walk today.......I WANT MY MOMMY!

Damn Soul.....i am so sorry. I didn't realize how serious that was. Can you call a doctor for an rx of antibiotics? I would be afraid of an infection.
Ya know...on second thought...call for an appt

doctor? No way!......he'll want to do something stupid like give me a tetanus shot.......

But it's looking clean today, and I've got neosporin on it......at least the water was running in the shower, so it cleaned it out too. It just hurts to walk cuz it's on the edge of my foot. I'll live......mom!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 2:33:59 PM

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*KA-BANG*
*KA-BANG*
*KA-BANG*
*KA-BANG*

Just in the mood to lob random shotgun molestications in the air........just to see where they fall, and who they thud!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 2:35:05 PM

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:::::THUD:::::

OW!!!

Damnit Soul!!!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 2:37:45 PM

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Hey! Don't blame me, oh klutzy one.....you should watch where you thud! Aim for the sofa.....oh wait, you'd probably bounce off it and REALLY hurt yourself......next time, I'll give you a bit of a warning before firing my random shots, 'k?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 2:38:58 PM

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ORIGINAL: soul2share
Good afternoon, Pots!!!!!
HOLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!!!! (My foot hurts!) I'm sowwy, but you were the first person I thought of as I was pulling the little razor prongs outta the bottom of my foot...watching the blood and trying not to throw up or pass out in the shower.........damn things went right into the muscle of the side of my foot...can't barely walk today.......I WANT MY MOMMY!

Damn Soul.....i am so sorry. I didn't realize how serious that was. Can you call a doctor for an rx of antibiotics? I would be afraid of an infection.
Ya know...on second thought...call for an appt

doctor? No way!......he'll want to do something stupid like give me a tetanus shot.......

But it's looking clean today, and I've got neosporin on it......at least the water was running in the shower, so it cleaned it out too. It just hurts to walk cuz it's on the edge of my foot. I'll live......mom!

Hmmm...how do i tell you you are being a dumbass without offending you?

Soul...think of the bacteria that is in the bathtub drain!! You have got to get a tetanus shot and an rx for antibiotics. Neosporin, as good as it is (and damn...it is good stuff) is topical (surface) only. This thing went into the muscle!!! Neosporin is not going to touch it!!

Please?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 2:41:46 PM

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aww damn Thorn...we wanted details!!!

Seriously...feel better

I was at work almost all day, but the bathroom's too far from my desk today!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 2:44:09 PM

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Hmmm...how do i tell you you are being a dumbass without offending you?

Soul...think of the bacteria that is in the bathtub drain!! You have got to get a tetanus shot and an rx for antibiotics. Neosporin, as good as it is (and damn...it is good stuff) is topical (surface) only. This thing went into the muscle!!! Neosporin is not going to touch it!!

Please?

Listen to the holly-meister, Soul. She was right about my knife cut, and my doc had the pleasure of asking if I was insane for not having it seen to sooner. See zee doc.

And watch out with that shotgun, geez! Almost got me!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 3:15:50 PM

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soul - you don't really want two nurses on your ass do you? (and I don't mean in a way you would enjoy)

Doctor
Tetanus
Antibiotics

and btw ..................... : : THUD : :

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 3:19:50 PM

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ok! OK! I get the point.....I'll call and get in tomorrow.......

And Holly, you can't offend me.....many have tried, all have failed.....so, just spit out what you'd like to say......

Sowwy Thorny.......random shots go wherever they go.......besides......it's a MOLESTICATION round......doesn't hurt, just makes you all gooey and unsteady on the feet....wuss!

yeah, right.....I'll be the bigger wuss if I have to get a tetanus shot........unless someone wants to step up and take it for me? Nah......didn't think so......

< Message edited by soul2share -- 1/6/2009 3:21:18 PM >

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 3:45:26 PM

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YDD, I'm so sorry to hear about your little furbaby........and what's going to really hurt is watching his sister mourn.....as heartbreaking as it will be for you to be there to help him pass on over the Rainboe Bridge, at least he wasn't alone when he went. I'm here for ya, hun.......sending lots of hugs and stuff to you and your um's.

Pyes brother is picking up on the fact that Pyes isnt here and cat are so empathic they can feel your moods. Pye spent most his time up on my bed on the upper buck, his brother is spending alot of time up there and there is such a mournful look on his face, they were together 13 years.

We will get him another companion when things calm down, most cats need another around.

The vet told us when he starting meowing alot we would know that Pye is gone. We havnt taken up things that have his scent on as as they say its better to to let the scent fade.

I will be saying prayers as you go on your emotional vigil.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 3:45:54 PM

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Last time I got a tetanus shot, I dreaded the "my god! who hit my arm with the pipe?!" scenario. The nurse told me to rub the injection site, and by grannies, it didn't hurt afterward. Don't know if there was something to it or was a placebo response, but I didn't hurt.

Them molestication loads, ya have to watch for overdose, don'cha know. Folks might get so gooey they just melt into the carpet!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 4:03:58 PM

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*koff*

I agree, my furry friend. ~coughs~

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 4:07:22 PM

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CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 4:10:09 PM

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ok! OK! I get the point.....I'll call and get in tomorrow.......

And Holly, you can't offend me.....many have tried, all have failed.....so, just spit out what you'd like to say......

Sowwy Thorny.......random shots go wherever they go.......besides......it's a MOLESTICATION round......doesn't hurt, just makes you all gooey and unsteady on the feet....wuss!

yeah, right.....I'll be the bigger wuss if I have to get a tetanus shot........unless someone wants to step up and take it for me? Nah......didn't think so......

Yanno...I am not a medical doctor...and there are lots of ways I have no use for them...THAT SAID...some of the smartest healthcare professionals I know (besides me) are nurses. You've been told by two now...do I need to add the "doctor" one into this mix?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 4:16:23 PM

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CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The heavenly hollygoNOTsolightly...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2009 4:18:16 PM

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