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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2009 9:39:54 PM

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2009 10:57:29 PM

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/8/2009 12:10:52 AM

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/8/2009 3:24:10 AM

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ALRIGHT PEOPLE, TIME TO RISE AND SHINE!!!!!

*begins playing reveille on the bag pipes, wondering if anyone is gonna notice he had not taken lessons.....*

It is another day of the holly and potty show, where the question "what will holly do next?" is answered.

Will she keep her title of 'gracefully challenged?'
Or will she finally graduate to the 'gracefully impaired' on her rise to 'gracefully average?'

Will someone else trip over their shadow and unseat our reigning queen of the klutz klub?

Or will holly smack me upside the head cause I refer to myself as, to quote the immortal bard, "therefore was I created with a stubborn outside, with an aspect of iron, that, when
I come to woo ladies, I fright them."

If it was good enough for my great great great great great great great great great great ad nauseium, grandfather Henry, then by god it is good enough for me......

You folks thought I was just a average run of the mill ugly old cuss, HA, I got royal blood runnin through these veins, and god help the british!

problem is that I am also related to Edward Longshanks, and happen to have Welsh, Celt, French, Norman, Saxon, and Frank blood in there as well, not to mention Native American.....
AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY I AM NUTS!!!
none of those people got along with each other, so my genes are fighting amonst themselves.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/8/2009 3:27:01 AM

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Holy is not a klutz. It is just that she can't cook.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/8/2009 3:30:58 AM

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Uh, Holly or Holy, or is it Holy Holly?

If she not a klutz, explain the looks of 'oh no, not again,' with the ER staffers? Wal Mart stock is dependent on her purchases of home appliances, AND the blown up microwave?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/8/2009 3:34:36 AM

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Holly is the only person who ever made the Maytag repairman smile. She is on a first name basis with him.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/8/2009 4:04:01 AM

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/8/2009 4:09:17 AM

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quote:

Or will holly smack me upside the head cause I refer to myself as, to quote the immortal bard, "therefore was I created with a stubborn outside, with an aspect of iron, that, when
I come to woo ladies, I fright them."

HA!!!!
Shows ya what you know. I would smack you upside the head not because you refer to yourself in that manner....but rather, in the words of the immortal bard (Billy Boy to his friends), because "thou art but a pain in mine ass"

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/8/2009 4:09:47 AM

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Morning Holly, and what plans have you for today?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/8/2009 4:16:59 AM

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Good morning Jeff. I have to bathe, dress, feed and get the LoudOne out the door and to school. IF i survive that...farm chores are the order of the day. And you?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/8/2009 4:24:19 AM

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good morning holly!....you farm girl you!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/8/2009 4:26:54 AM

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Holly lives on a 1/4 acre farm. She dosent even have to feed the goat who mows the grass for her. Her chore is to go out to milk it.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/8/2009 4:28:25 AM

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Good morning SilverFox!

Yep...farm girl and LOVE it! (well...'cept when i plant my boot in a cow plop)

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/8/2009 4:30:05 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

Holly lives on a 1/4 acre farm. She dosent even have to feed the goat who mows the grass for her. Her chore is to go out to milk it.

that would be Jim

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/8/2009 4:55:04 AM

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Order for the day here is simple.... Try and convince my dog shadow that trying to chew the linoleum on the kitchen floor is a bad idea, convince UPS there are 3 houses on this driveway, not one, even though you can see two out of three from the road, rearrange my room, wait for my case worker to show for her home visit this month, AND, if that aint enough, figure out just where I put my jeweler's tools... and cook lunch.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/8/2009 5:12:15 AM

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Good Morning all. I'm off to my new Job.

It is wonderful to be able to say that. See you golks later.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/8/2009 5:14:17 AM

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Good luck Caro!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/8/2009 5:25:24 AM

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hey holly...all the schools in the state started 90 minutes late...and my town is at nearly the end of the alpahbet, i just couldnt stay awake long enough to make sure...guess who started on time?...grrrrrrr

So Good Morning anyway...nuthin like running around in a tizzy with 3 minutes to get ready, now is there?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/8/2009 5:44:43 AM

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perse quickies are overrated.

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