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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/3/2008 3:06:53 PM

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how did i bring up what you are babbling about when i have no clue what it is you are babbling about?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/3/2008 3:56:35 PM

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Alright, alright, I'm home from work and going back and forth between you and porn.

This time, I will actually be able to carry on a, one handed, conversation. I swears.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/3/2008 5:55:53 PM

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oh goody.
the um's after school snack was a bananna.

an fyi...a cat with a bananna in it's ear is NOT a sweet creature.

And this would be the same um that put his banana on the heater vent and jumped on it?????

<walks off shaking head.....WHEN will she ever learn? bananas and um's should be closely watched at ALL times!)

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/4/2008 4:32:51 AM

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quote:

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quote:

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oh goody.
the um's after school snack was a bananna.

an fyi...a cat with a bananna in it's ear is NOT a sweet creature.

And this would be the same um that put his banana on the heater vent and jumped on it?????

<walks off shaking head.....WHEN will she ever learn? bananas and um's should be closely watched at ALL times!)

lol...you remembered that!!!
Yep...the very same um!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/4/2008 7:25:08 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

oh goody.
the um's after school snack was a bananna.

an fyi...a cat with a bananna in it's ear is NOT a sweet creature.

And this would be the same um that put his banana on the heater vent and jumped on it?????

<walks off shaking head.....WHEN will she ever learn? bananas and um's should be closely watched at ALL times!)

lol...you remembered that!!!
Yep...the very same um!!!

Remembered it?? Hell, girl...I shot an entire mouthful of diet pepsi all over my keyboard and monitor when I read that!!!! Kids...ya gotta love 'em!

(Just keep him away from the jelly beans....they are a bitch to get out of noses and ears!)

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/4/2008 7:28:58 AM

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lol...tell me about it!! He managed to wedge a lil Jelly Belly jelly bean (green...of course) in his nose this past Easter.

I was set to pack his diapered fanny to the Doctors (who, btw, was on the other end of the phone laughing his ass off) when i thought of black pepper. Worked.

and apologies for the Pepsi'd keyboard!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/4/2008 7:37:12 AM

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Mine managed to jam himself inside the washing machine.......legs around the agitator, head stuck up under the rim of the tub......scared me to death!!!!! He was playing hide and seek. That was the first of my gray hairs! But we managed to make it to his 12th year before he had to go to the ER......than it seemed like it was every other week....I tried to explain to him that we didn't get frequent flier mileage off the insurance card!

Then thre was the phone message he left for me when he was about 19...."Hey mom, how's it going? Just called to say hello, and that I'm scheduled for surgery on Monday"...CLICK! It took me two days to get hold of his dad and mom to find out what was going on.....he was in the hospital, so he couldn't have his cell on. I could've beat him senseless! (One good whack probably woulda done it!) Turns out, he got hurt at work, got an infection in his hand and had to get it cleaned out.

See what you have to look forward to? OY!

Ah, the keyboards cool...i just learned that having anything in your mouth while reading these boards is hazardous to your health!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/4/2008 7:41:14 AM

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LMAO...i have a mental image of that lil one wrapped around the agitator (good word here) bellowing Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As for the call from the hospital....a nightmare...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/4/2008 1:19:31 PM

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As for the call from the hospital....a nightmare...

Well, apparently, what goes around, comes around....I had a car accident when I was 18....called mom's work collect cuz the police department didin't want to let me make a long distance phone call...before the operator could come on, I said "Mom, it's me, I've been hit!" She had to refuse the call, and the operator disconnected. She said she lost 10 years of growth right there!

Payback's a bitch!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/5/2008 6:04:43 AM

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morning all.......Happy Saturday!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/5/2008 6:14:05 AM

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In a few hours, I'll actually have someone quieter than holly here...my son.

Mornin'. Imma bout to sign off, holly, so you can play with Rain. [Not like that! Err, if you do though - pics? Just sayin...]

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/5/2008 6:50:51 AM

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In a few hours, I'll actually have someone quieter than holly here...my son.

your son never talks?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/5/2008 6:54:55 AM

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Eh, he can be on the quiet side but he's 3, what can we say? I'll let you know later how quiet (or noisy) it gets around here. This is gonna be fun, I haven't had a little one in the house for a while....

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/5/2008 6:57:14 AM

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still laughing...

the LoudOne grabbed a book and said "Daddy read story?"
I told him Daddy was still sleeping.
Before i could stop him he was racing to the bedroom (two yrs old can MOVE!)
The next thing i heard was *BONK*------the sound of a book making contact with a head.
The LoudOne casually walked out of the bedroom and announced "Daddy awake now"
I looked back into the bedroom and saw a very confused looking Sir rubbing his head..
I had to leave...
Put the LoudOne in the playpen and go outside..
I think my laughing scared the cows...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/5/2008 6:58:38 AM

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Eh, he can be on the quiet side but he's 3, what can we say? I'll let you know later how quiet (or noisy) it gets around here. This is gonna be fun, I haven't had a little one in the house for a while....

They are a hoot.....you are going to have a blast!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/5/2008 6:59:38 AM

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Ohhhhhh, good one! And what was Jim's reaction? Roll over and go back to sleep?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/5/2008 7:02:30 AM

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i was outside for at least ten minutes...by the time i came back in Jimmy was sleeping and the LoudOne was happily attempting an escape from his playpen.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/5/2008 7:13:55 AM

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*snickers*

There goes the milk for a while. You probably scared it right out of the cows.....

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/5/2008 7:17:17 AM

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*snickers*

There goes the milk for a while. You probably scared it right out of the cows.....

actually they tend to ingore me.

So...tell me about the ring!! White or yellow gold..etc....

how many times have you held your left hand up to stare at it?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/5/2008 7:23:00 AM

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Rain, (and Lumus)...it gets better (worse!) as they get older.....read our posts above......that's whatcha got to look forward to! I can't even remember mine as a 3 year old...but I do know he was in his terrible 2's right up to about the age of 13! (He matured early! Most don't make that milepost til 18!)

Yeah...details...ring...details...c'mon! Don't make us wait for it!

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