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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:18:59 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:19:37 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:21:11 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:23:35 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

yanno...i can't get the phrase "more chins than a Chinese phone book" outta my mind.


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Funny, I can't get the phrase "Lift to scrape cottage cheese" outta mine & I just KNOW they're related!


OH DEAR LORD - please pass the entire roll of paper towels. We may have to get a new computer sooner than expected..... Ever had to explain to a 4 year old why you're laughing so hard that you're crying and can't breath?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:24:02 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:24:56 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:25:50 AM   
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Good morning all of you that are not in the midst of traveling to Florida! 

I KNEW IT! 

After reading a certain thread, I just knew that there would be icky comments about it here! 


Awwwwww,  c'mon, Aylee, you know us. We wouldn't want to let anyone down now, would we?

*sounds of a train off in the background - chugga, chugga, choo choo! Chugga chugga choo choo!*


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:26:03 AM   
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apologies to Rain, Rains keyboard and anything else she spit on



Lumy??????? I heard spitting on "IT" was acceptable & actually encouraged!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:28:42 AM   
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apologies to Rain, Rains keyboard and anything else she spit on


  I'm not the one who needs the apologies. It's gonna be my ass that gets thwapped on, from Daddy. All apologies need to go to Lumus....

        


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:30:48 AM   
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If I spit some into my hands & rub my hoo ha will a man's finger stink if he sticks it in the hoo ha?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:35:27 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:35:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		My shuttle arrives in 2 hours. I'm leaving work in 20 minutes.
When I go home, if I eat 25 cans of tuna fish & don't wash my hands, then go to the bathroom/again, not wash my hands, will people know it's the tuna fish?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:38:11 AM   
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My shuttle arrives in 2 hours. I'm leaving work in 20 minutes.
When I go home, if I eat 25 cans of tuna fish & don't wash my hands, then go to the bathroom/again, not wash my hands, will people know it's the tuna fish?


No, because Greedy's cats will eat them off! 

Nom nom nom nom!

Haven't you seen the Batman movie with Cat Woman in it.  The cats ATE her fingers!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:41:19 AM   
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**Eta, ok, I'm outta here folks!!! Clumsy, if you want me to call you tonight w/everyone around, send me a TM**

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:45:12 AM   
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Status: offline 		so...this morning at 7am the LO announces that he lost his favorite little Fireman action figure. The damn thing is about three inches long and is lost at least once a week. I asked him where he thought it might be and he said, lower lip trembling and eyes filling with tears. he may have thrown it away. Great. I just carried out the trash. So...shoes, gloves and a coat are put on and mom hauls her ass out into the 10 degree temp to look for this silly thing.
So...there is good ol mom, tearing apart a trash bag, and marveling at the interesting design used coffee grounds make when splattered on white tennis shoes. I went through every ounce of trash with no luck. So i head back into the house taking off my coffee grounded shoes (run hot water on 'em and i'll have a steamy cuppa ready in no time) and walking barefoot in the snow to get to the back door, which he had slammed and locked because he was cold .
So...good ol mom walks barefoot (in the snow) to the front door. By this time i am a little annoyed. I inform the little chit that his stupid fireman was not in the trash. OOOO...again with the lower lip! Damnit...i wish he'd knock that shit off!!! Anyway, he says that perhaps it is under the sofa. Goody...i get a flashlight, stop to fight with him when he grabs it and bellows "MINE!" and proceed to get down on all fours to look for this fucking toy.
So...the LoudOne sees mom on all fours and decided this is a good time to play Cowboy. I was nominated to be the horse. No warning...just a HI-O-Silver and a well placed pounce.
So....my feet have frost bite and my spine is severed in three places, but...good old mom kept looking. I checked every piece of furniture in the entire house (one does not realize just how much furniture one has until you are looking for a mofo toy fireman). With a heavy heart i turned to the LoudOne and sadly informed him i cound not find his toy. I expected tears and that motorized lip to go a mile a minute. But nooooooooo! Just as i told him i couldn't find it, i saw him reach into the pocket of his jeans and pull out his toy.
well whoppie


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:48:46 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:52:11 AM   
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Good Morning  HOLLY, RAIN,  Wish you were here.


  Caro, are you in Florida too?

Dammit, holly, are we the only ones who couldn't make it????      




i'm still in WV trying to post to everything.  It's a rough job but someone has to do it.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:52:45 AM   
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Status: offline 		OMG!!  Holly.. I should KNOW better than drinking anything when I read a thread by you that starts with "the LO..."

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:57:16 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/6/2009 8:58:22 AM   
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I've been on the phone to Pirate & GT for 3:30 and the little Um has allowed me perhaps 20 minutes of audible conversation!

Little sod.


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