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So..i put the LO in bed with me throughout the night because he was fussy and gave me a slight indication he was not happy in his crib ("Gets me ouuuuuuuut!!!"). It seems that sometime last night he made his rounds all over the house while ol mom was asleep. I know this because i attempted to pour him a sippy of milk this morning. Yes...attempted. It was rather difficult to do because the little poop crammed a whole banana into the gallon milk jug. This means he removed the milk from the fridge, unscrewed the lid, inserted said banana, put the lid back on and replaced the milk...even remembering to close the door.
Out of curiousity i took another banana  and attemped to insert it into the jug. It did not fit. No way, no how. I could see that the banana floating in the milk was about the same size as the one i was holding....and DAMNIT...the sum-bitch did not fit!!!!

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Or one of these nights, you're gonna get one stuck up your nose or in your ear!!! Don't say I didn't warn ya!

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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Or one of these nights, you're gonna get one stuck up your nose or in your ear!!! Don't say I didn't warn ya!

you just made me snort my gum!!!!

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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i has an eye sty!!

UGH!! I can take the pain from that...it is the itching that drives me crazy!!***

*** And Holly......that's gotta be the shortest road trip in history......halfway down the driveway......yep, that oughta do it! 

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ORIGINAL: SilverMark

Actually had snow yesterday.....have a couple of inces of the stuff  on the yard....this morning cold and BIG winds....of course being Atlanta.....70 degrees by Friday..

And probably a ton of accidents since y'all can't drive worth beans in snow.....

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Last night I looked like a bank robber, walking the dog....scarf, stocking cap, overcoat and Earl!....he was none too excited about the snow on his paws....

Nothing new there, you always look like a robber!

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Morning all.....nice and warm here, not a snowflake in sight......but I saw the stuff on tv...man, ya'll got hammered!  Brings back memories.....*shudder*......better you guys than me!  I'm already looking for a job just in case July is as bad as "they" say it's gonna be with the budget....I'm not looking any farther north than say, Virginia.......I can handle a little snow, but after spending 4 winters here in Phoenix, I'm gonna be spoiled!!!!  Already filled out a few in Florida.....there it's only the humidity....and the occasional hurricane.....or alligator....or aircraft sized bugs.....hmmmmmm.......food for thought!

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ORIGINAL: soul2share

Morning all.....nice and warm here, not a snowflake in sight......but I saw the stuff on tv...man, ya'll got hammered!  Brings back memories.....*shudder*......better you guys than me!  I'm already looking for a job just in case July is as bad as "they" say it's gonna be with the budget....I'm not looking any farther north than say, Virginia.......I can handle a little snow, but after spending 4 winters here in Phoenix, I'm gonna be spoiled!!!!  Already filled out a few in Florida.....there it's only the humidity....and the occasional hurricane.....or alligator....or aircraft sized bugs.....hmmmmmm.......food for thought!

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
So..i put the LO in bed with me throughout the night because he was fussy and gave me a slight indication he was not happy in his crib ("Gets me ouuuuuuuut!!!"). It seems that sometime last night he made his rounds all over the house while ol mom was asleep. I know this because i attempted to pour him a sippy of milk this morning. Yes...attempted. It was rather difficult to do because the little poop crammed a whole banana into the gallon milk jug. This means he removed the milk from the fridge, unscrewed the lid, inserted said banana, put the lid back on and replaced the milk...even remembering to close the door.
Out of curiousity i took another banana  and attemped to insert it into the jug. It did not fit. No way, no how. I could see that the banana floating in the milk was about the same size as the one i was holding....and DAMNIT...the sum-bitch did not fit!!!!

OK, so how many times are you going to let the LO get his little paws on a banana??????  The heating vents, the cat's ears, now the milk jug......ya gots to start locking those things up!!!!  Or one of these nights, you're gonna get one stuck up your nose or in your ear!!!  Don't say I didn't warn ya!

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

up? me? isn't that a "guy" issue, holly??

if not, Viagra is usually helpful

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And Holly......that's gotta be the shortest road trip in history......halfway down the driveway......yep, that oughta do it!

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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

up? me? isn't that a "guy" issue, holly??

if not, Viagra is usually helpful

And you would know this...how?????